isthiscanon
You may know me as adamsmasher or loudheadphones. I'm gonna be a bit spicier on here than my other socials. Pronouns would be they/he but I have a job. Late 30's. Philly.
- I haven't gotten to the elimination yet but Ms Don't could have gotten up for that lip sync and burped for two minutes and still deserve the win for her talent show
- It's too cold to go anywhere and I've got the house to myself for a bit, so I might as well...
- fwb asked me tonight the last time I bottomed and I genuinely can't remember. I'm *hoping* it was sometime in the last six months but I'm honestly not sure. I should change that ASAP.
- To be clear, I was getting picked up in center City Philadelphia. There's no excuse for Lyft to say "confirming driver details in 1-2 minutes" for a full half hour.
- Had to wait for Lyft to finally send me a driver after waiting for over 30 minutes in 14°f while listening to straight bros say "f----t fucking r-----d" to each other over and over outside the bar and when I finally got picked up I started crying in the car. I may never be warm again.
- Rabbit Rabbit
- I am very much team "briar fainted for real". The wide-open eyed stagger, the unsexy fall, the snapping back into it, none of that is how someone who can't act would fake fainting.
- Crazy cuz Kurt Maloney is one of the hottest dropout regulars.
- So Briar Blush got two big roles with pages of dialogue, and Mandy Mango got a post-it note's worth of script for a role meant to be outshined by design. I haven't even gotten to the judging yet but I know who's going home.
- Nintendo switch year in review as well as all time.
- Advertising an Erika Kirk special in the middle of drag race is... a choice
- Oh, you don't watch drag race? You don't like musicals? You're not gonna watch the gay hockey show? That's so brave of you to say. Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
- Btw my car was repo'd, not stolen 😭 Should find out tomorrow if I can get it back. Stay up to date on your car payments, kids
- Time for dry January. Booooooooo
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- Don't let 2025 end without me seeing your dick.
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- Guess who caught a shiny Dratini motherfuckers
- Don't do this to my little boy
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- "Why don't you seem interested in sex anymore?" I have been awake for 4 hours and have pooped 6 times. Nothing makes me less horny than IBS.
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- I like spending Christmas alone. I get to jerk off like eight times, surround myself with yarn and crochet hooks, order sushi, and just generally do jack shit. It's lovely.
- I've got the house to myself for the rest of the week while my boyfriend is back home for Christmas, but no one ever wants to come over and take advantage of that...
- I got a fun Christmas present
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- Here's hoping these lil gold masks will help my chronic eye bags
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- This looks physically painful to hold, I love her. She looks like a Pokemon.
- Improv practice was cancelled so I guess I can just play with my meat all day jk I'll probably just scroll Tumblr until my back hurts from sitting like a shrimp
- Guy: "wait was that you singing? When we came in we didn't realize it was karaoke and we thought it was a live band" Me and my ego that's getting so big my head won't fit out the door: "omg thx"
- Girl at karaoke: "oh you sounded just like... Who's the lead singer of All Time Low?" Me, blushing brightly: "Umm you mean Alex Gaskarth?" Girl: "yeah!!" Me, fanning myself: "you have no idea how much that means to me"
