Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics)
My name is Stephen (he/him) - I make comics sometimes!
📍New Zealand | stephencomic.com
- Borderlands 4 is out soon, if you too want to experience the joy of shooting a fascist 🤠
- *slapping knees + getting up from couch* Welp… guess it’s about time to get the ol’ pussy poppin
- is it still “bigamy” if the second marriage is with a sausage roll? Asking for a friend (no I’m not)
- Hey, get some stupid tattoos! I have so many bad tattoos, and I love my special wonky babies
- did a poop so thick that it won’t go down the pipes, sorry folks I’m taken 💍
- she Walt on my Goggins til I Goggle Glasses
- Severance, but willingly choosing to be the Innie
- Just ate one of those weird American bagged pickles. Verdict: wow, that was a very efficient way to consume an entire cup of salt! My stomach sounds like a pod of whales fighting each other
- “Working from home isn’t REALLY working” Oh really? Then please explain why it still fuckin’ sucks and I hate it
- Reposted by Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics)I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
- It might just be me, but does anyone else find this Liberace guy a little… zesty? I kind of have a sixth sense for these things…
- Thank God for the flared bases on traffic cones - nearly lost it up there for a second 😮💨
- YouTube recommendations be like: I crammed my RECTUM full of BOBA to PRANK my PROCTOLOGIST (3.2m views)
- “Ripping gas”, “blasting ass” - whatever way you slice it, my Suzuki Ignis is absolutely stuffed full of 2025’s raunchiest toots
- when I die, please load me into a trebuchet, and toss me onto the court at Wimbledon
- anatomy fact: bones are basically just hard balloons full of milk
- A lemon is just a very sick orange - please don’t spread misinformation by claiming they are “different fruits”
- Damn dude, that’s crazy! …anyway, I crammed a whole Labubu into my urethra using a chopstick
- shelbon from Big Bag Tneory be all like: “baninga”
- *Borat voice* MY WIIIFE left me and took the kids, she says she “needs some time”, but I know what’s coming next
- respectfully, and with the utmost regard for your own feelings on the matter: ur mom
- *Pictures of a happy neighborhood, where everyone is fed + clothed + sheltered* This is the “future” liberals want 😭🇺🇸🥩
- “Bunsen & Beaker”… isn’t that the mustache singer, who does all those backflips?
- fellas, is it gay to experience emotions? (p.s. I’m also attracted to men, if that changes anything)
- brb, shaving the ridges off my brain to make it smoother + more aerodynamic
- If I know anything about sports (I dont’), the West Hollywood Bears will win Super Bowl LX
- I have suffered for my Comedy, I have hung upon the cross, and for what?? Where are my awards, my innumerable riches? Did you see my post about fucking a psyduck? That’s quality stuff!!!
- “Ur mom slobs knobs in Ohio” - The Exorcist (2026)
- if They don’t want me to fuck a Pokémon, then why is Psyduck built like that??
- We’re really just letting Donkey Kong back into the public consciousness, huh? What about the assault charge? What about all the “allegations”??
- Are we truly expected to believe that nothing - NOTHING, in the entire spectrum of human existence - beats a Jet2 holiday? They are lying to us
- We can all take comfort in the fact that Grandpa died doing what he loved: kneeling in a public restroom with a belt around his neck, jorking it crazy-style
- Portuguese egg fart
- a “grape”? like… some kind of wet raisin??
- Thousands of years ago: “Hey this is gonna sound weird, but… when I die, put me in the dirt + write my name on a rock”
- I’m either gonna beat your ass, or cry while shitting myself, and brother… I’m all out of fisticuffs
- Call my hog the Flame Grilled Whopper, because: • it big • i got it stuck in the fireplace again
- Posting this at 3;20 am - just dreamt I was spin kicking a violent intruder, then woke up confusd on the floor. Fell out of bed for first time in my adult life, hit my head on bedside table. Life is beautiful
- That’s the difference between you and I… im worse 😎
- You want someone “strong”? Well as luck would have it, I smell STRONG-ly of urine. *tips hat* m’lady
- viral Dubai hot honey Labubu
- Vaping my meth, to stay healthy!! ✌️
- All been downhill since invent fire. Grug born in wrong generation…
