Dori (not the fish)
Make me laugh please.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)I’m pretty sure Jesus raptured the bread aisle of every southern grocery store.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Variety wrote "profitability remains a ways away" about SINNERS after its opening weekend, and "ways" turned out to be another five or six days.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)‘Sinners’ becomes the most nominated film in #Oscars history with 16 nods.
- Nothing specific but I always had fun in the early versions making one character mildly flirt just to watch their significant other come running up to attack them. Half the time they weren’t even on the same lot but they always knew.
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- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)“The women who are in it are all treated with respect. The men do their own emotional labor. It’s not on us to fix, defend ourselves, or worry. We, as women, can just watch this and relax.” THE 👏🏽 MEN 👏🏽 DO 👏🏽 THEIR 👏🏽 OWN 👏🏽 E👏🏽MO👏🏽TION👏🏽AL👏🏽 LA👏🏽BOR👏🏽
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)These people think this is how these athletes think because they only did extra curriculars to make their admission apps look better. Not for, like, enjoying what they do.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Meanwhile, the Ukrainians are expecting a huge air attack tonight on Kyiv. The Russians may use hypersonic ballistic missiles
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)BOSTON (AP) — Environmental journalist Tatiana Schlossberg, granddaughter of late President John F. Kennedy, has died, family says.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Breaking news is tricky ... but FYI when news outlets don't use "alleged" in their headlines... they're not afraid of being sued. Which suggests the evidence is really really solid.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)i think to understand the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause to the framers of the 14th amendment, you have to understand significance of dred scott to the civil war republican party. dred scott wasn't just a bad ruling, it was understood as a rejection of the declaration itself.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office. If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison. So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.
- Frankenstein is not playing near me and I have no idea if this will change before November

- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Locking in for oral arguments on the big voting rights case at the Supreme Court. The next two hours or so will be... incredibly bad.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Good morning. The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you. Democrats have no obligation to support a budget that funds the destruction of our democracy - and DOUBLES health premiums to fund a tax cut for billionaires.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Imagine being so ludicrously hot, that moustache works on you. (God that's a good film. Redford, refusing to jump off a cliff: "I can't swim!" Newman: "Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you!")
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)*80 percent* drop in mail to the US because Trump is taxing every single small package anyone might want to send someone here
- I’ve been doing ride share the last few days and every time I tell them to stay in what will become a left turn lane they shift over. And then have to immediately shift back. I’m just not going to help anymore.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)WHAT IS IN THOSE FILES MY WORD
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)This administration believed it has a god-given right — nay, a duty! — to lie brazenly to the American people
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)(daydreaming of a future reviewing complaining that a Jekyll and Hyde movie isn't about a man's good and evil halves splitting but is instead about Victorian social hypocrisy and a man trying to science his way into sex AND respectability but ends up a killer)
- Seriously y’all I’ve been a sure thing for this movie since it was announced. You really don’t need to try so hard to get my money. Still appreciate the effort.

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- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Yes to all the “well actually he has no authority to do this” but that’s also beside the point: he’s creating the pretextual conditions for messing with our elections to retain power no matter the people’s will.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
- Animals named Gus are the greatest and here’s why
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775. I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
- Reposted by Dori (not the fish)Worth remembering: The Constitution explicitly gives the power to set tariffs to Congress. They could stop this nonsense by the end of the day.