Mallory 🚀 ⚔️
Enthusiasm enthusiast.
Sci-fi, fantasy, books, movies, TV, fanfic, dogs.
- Anyone else have a coworker who just REALLY likes to hear themselves talk?
- Because I just watched it:
- Oh and Nicki Minaj 😔
- Besides the obvious JKR - Kanye and Neil Gaiman
- Avatar: The Way of Sausage
- JODY SAWYER SIGHTING ON THE PITT
- Having some serious cute aggression toward the kid who plays Egg on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Like I just want to squeeze his bald little head until his eyes pop out, you know what I mean?
- Watching Alex Honnold climb this building is making me want to puke for real
- Friends and I did a fun paint by number night tonight. We were off screens just painting and yapping for hours. Highly recommend.
- When will I learn that I need to put on junky clothes when cleaning with bleach 😩
- You could call a number to find out what time it was.
- I just started The Second Death of Locke but I am loving it already. So angsty 😌🤌
- My dog puked up a bunch of black beans this afternoon. The only black beans in my house are in a can, in the pantry. Where she got those black beans might end up being an enduring family mystery.
- This game looks like Indiana University vs. your local high school football team
- I'm watching "The Cult Behind the Killer: The Andrea Yates Story" and this husband is such an idiot. They had five kids in six years, his wife was diagnosed with postpartum psychosis after #4 and tried to kill herself, and he went and got her pregnant again.
- Why have I never put pickles in a salad before?? It's a revelation
- Typing out a big long response and then deleting it, as god intended
- Tempted to respond to a long email from my boss about why she made a decision completely counter to my opinion and 18 years of experience with "girl, whatever"
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- SOMEONE* cleared out my stash of Desk Candy before winter break and now I have nothing to break me out of my 3:00 doldrums. Woe is me. *It was me
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- My first big accomplishment of the year is untangling my daughter's necklace that I had previously labeled a lost cause. So yeah, you could say I'm crushing 2026.
- Protein is OUT Fiber is IN We are all shitting our brains out in 2026!!
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- If I am ever elected to public office I will be sworn in on a copy of Leviathan Wakes
- Me at a wine tasting: tastes like...*swishes glass* grape juice that has gone bad
- My resolution for 2026 is to ingest more things with edible glitter in/on them
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- Update: we DID watch Heated Rivalry and everyone is obsessed now! Also watched One Battle After Another and the Taylor Swift Eras Tour documentary. All were good!
- Merry Crimbus
- Reposted by Mallory 🚀 ⚔️The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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- What show should I watch with my mom and sister while they're visiting this week? Don't say Heated Rivalry, lmao
- Lmaooooo @joshgondelman.bsky.social
- If you're going to be a white quarterback in the NFL, you HAVE to look like a thumb. Those are the rules.
- I should specify - how do I keep kids occupied on winter break without it costing me $200/day
- My kids are off school starting today until January 6 so I am once again asking HOW IN THE WORLD DO I KEEP KIDS OCCUPIED FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEKS IN THE WINTER
- In the year of our lord 2025. Smh Kit. 🙄
- One internet cooking thing I'd like to leave in 2025 is calling everything "jammy."
- I really loved this and will be bookmarking it to come back later (and often). www.patreon.com/posts/what-d...
