necrysi
materia ravana
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- not spiralling just gently rotating in place
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- 2019? idk her. 2025? also idk her. i exist outside of time .my lawler. told me not to tweet this
- so i love bsky for browsing creative creations but i dont feel like i can doomscroll it yet! how do i curate my bsky to have a timeline like this screenshot from my twitter today. 8 banger tweets in a row.
- going from a larger room to a smaller room is one of the many experiences
- battle: fought. injuries: many. conclusion: friends we made along the way were the real problem, actually
- the holy trinity of faces; 😏😃😛 scholars agree. (1) 'plan? working.' (2) '!!happy!! (3) 'system.overload (help me?)'
- how do you. Politely Tell someone "this Is why. your Crops failed, in the Medieval Ages" without ruining the Group Brunch vibe,
- me: ill have one reasonable thought today, thanks brain: what if the moon was a giant clam shell me: damnit
- me: i should go to bed early tonight also me at 3am: clouds are just sky moss
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- 𝐦𝐞, 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐝: can i get a little upgrade down here. maybe wings. maybe fire breath. 𝐠𝐨𝐝: no. 𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐭: okay well don’t come crying to me when i find out how to beat you at your own game.
- Found a shark that looks like. A potato but it’s also. Kind of judging me? I’m putting it in charge now.
- “you can’t eat that” ok but who died and made YOU god of batteries
- dreamt i was a shoe. woke up. STILL A SHOE
- tried to talk To a duck. it said ‘you’re Late’ FOR WHAT. what am i late for
- people are always like ‘you can’t fit 17 raccoons in a trench coat.’ okay, well long story short im not allowed back at the library anymore
- one time i punched a baby in my defense the baby was being kind of a dick
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- say 'oops' while doing something catastrophic like you’re a whimsical little creature
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- i am skying so blue rn
- OH LORDY!!!!!! im out here, wearin my little jorts!!! got the tummy out!!! the elbows!!!?????? 😳😳💦
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- dont call me if its not Important exceptions - moon did something crazy - you spotted a funky lil guy outside
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- local bunny finds out "liquefy" is not the same as "defrost"
- ONLY stockpile Beans for LEGAL purposes.
- all my Problems could be Solved with a WET paper towel
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- tim burton viera
- the horrors were nameless but then they got names and honestly way less horrific
- it is with great humility that i announce i have not, nor will i ever, learn from my mistakes
- im going to explain to you - in complete detail -
- every child is legally required to remain 150 ft away from me at all times unless they are delivering me a tax refund
- today i found out the hard way that the “employees must wash hands” sign is NOT a free hand-washing service. lawsuit pending
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- excelling at being late to things i didn’t even want to attend
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