NDR, Jones' Act Disrespecter
“What about sleeping a little longer and forgetting all this nonsense[?]” - F. Kafka, the Metamorphosis
A fan of the Weierstrass function.
- Could r/ValueInvesting be a good hunting ground for stocks to short? Value Baggies loved $PYPL at $290 and now it’s at ~$40. P/E ratio is at 7.30, so a great bargain. Some guy in that sub says he bought $SOC at $17 (10months ago), so $SOC is definitely worthless imo.
- How does anyone besides racists support Trump after this? Trump has a long history of racism against Black people. The tenant application forms to his apartments filled out by black people would be marked with a “C” by his employees, so they would deny their apps.
- I saw the words “Ives” and “AI space” in the same sentence. For a brief moment, I thought it might be about fictional SpaceX data centers on Mars.
- The Japanese know better than drinking that American sugary liquid masquerading as coffee. The price increase will exacerbate SBUCKs‘ troubles. SHORT $SBUX
- $STLA market cap is 20.37B EUR So I don’t know what the hell is going on here.
- <<At Feb. 1, 2026, Strategy (MSTR) held 713,502 BTC at a total cost of $54.3B, or $76,052 per coin. With the recent crypto selloff, BTC prices changed hands under $65K on Thursday.>> When does Baggie Saylor get a margin call?

- These ads have bothered our Sammie boi... www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBSa...
- $GOOGL is increasingly moving away from ad revenue and diversifying into other revenue streams.
- <<Estee Lauder slides after soft guidance, pointing to a $100M hit to profitability from tariffs>> Kevin Warsh's father-in-law, Estee Lauder heir and degenerate Trump supporter Ronald Lauder, s*ck it hard and deep. The Lauder family collectively holds approximately 38% of $EL .
- Robinhood Markets $HOOD 76.54 USD −4.08 (5.05%) Feb 5, 11:38 EST

- Sable Offshore Corp $SOC 7.09 USD −1.18 (14.22%) Feb 5, 11:13 EST

- <<Bitcoin sinks below $70,000 after Bessent says the US government can't tell banks to bail out crypto>> SHORT $HOOD LONG $IBKR
- <<Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi called autonomous vehicles a "multitrillion-dollar opportunity for Uber," but the company's stock still fell after missing earnings estimates>>

- $GOOGL earnings. Very solid as always. s206.q4cdn.com/479360582/fi...
- Reposted by NDR, Jones' Act DisrespecterHighlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
- Never change value baggies. Never ever change. www.reddit.com/r/ValueInves...
- This is where the Trump admin is doing some very long lasting damage. These judges will be appointed to federal courts for life and they seem spineless as f*ck. SCOTUS also got f*cked like this but RBG also played a role in that.
- $MTCH apparently released their earnings report. The market seems to have liked it. What’s their turnaround plan? I am very curious to see. seekingalpha.com/news/4546932...
- Reposted by NDR, Jones' Act DisrespecterI wonder who sent Jeffrey Epstein this picture of a young girl in a SpaceX tee-shirt? $TSLA $TSLAQ #SpaceX
- Another example of how popular invasions are with the common plebes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5o...