giddyup jingletorbs
weepcar 😭🚗
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
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- this is the 4,048th lime ever made 🙏
- losing absolutely endlessly in games of magic the gathering is teaching me valuable lessons in humility and patience and calmness …….and rage suppression
- whatever, it’s fine, I love being obsessed with things I suck at
- the new deck I just finished building took out the whole table at once tonight, I’m so happy 😭
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsThis shit is easy
- you did WHAT to the elf??
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsWe can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness
- I’m so glad to finally be back at work after the long holiday break 😊 I’ve really missed the microscopically thin but somehow still straight-up 80-grit sandpaper toilet paper 😌
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsa ship with a large stern is called a gyacht
- much more fun if literal: strip mall
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsthe year of the hors d'ouevre
- fuckin on tulsa time
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbs😭🚗
- I don’t actually remember how to play any of our songs; they come to me through the æther as we play
- but somehow they do come to me 😊
- these moshers better not spill my diet dr pepper
- god damn I love a tamale. what a great food
- my resolution is to eat more tamales this year
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbstech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
- acab includes deedee megadoodoo
- vecna sounds like an insurance company
- lawful good -BUT- we have a twin bed directly next to our full bed just for the dogs, and that goes into the corner, kinda making the whole MegaBed setup true neutral
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsremote-viewing banana walnut bread
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsThey should make a Nintendo69
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbspossibly open to learning how to shut the fuck up
- much like arizona and hawaii, I don’t recognize new years. it’s 1997 as far as I’m concerned
- so how’s 2026 so far? I wouldn’t know
- trans siberian gorechestra
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsPiano with a whammy bar
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsexperts are saying this could be the last day of 2025
- it’s the last day of 2025 to listen to our album. you can still listen to it next year but it’s the last day of this year you can do it. so you gotta take advantage of that
- I want a hipaa violation for christmas
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsI bet a alien will come down to earth next year and become a new celebrity
- Cider-Man
- blue man onion
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsR u ever at a bar and thinking “it smells like a wet dog in here” and it’s cause there’s a wet dog in here
- joy to the whirled
- boy to the girled
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- hi, I’m mathrew
- cyst and decease
- wanna put my poster’s heart in a toaster
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsbread like a bowl
- the gaudybard
- 🎶come on baby do the jack-off-motion🎶
- if these walls could cum
- goon year’s eve
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsThe week that makes you old
- Reposted by giddyup jingletorbsI hope 2026 sucks as much as this year did. I really hate change
