Jey
💙 husband and mother to Design Systems
❤️ Chief Shitpost Officer of #DesignSky
💛 they/them
💚 podcast host: HowGayThouArt.com
🤍 design: jeyausten.com
- Reposted by JeyI tire of the American Century of Humiliation. When does the American Century of Piss Kink start
- riding blucifer into the sunset, the first horseman of the apocalypse
- finally an image tracer that works better than the plugin…. in theory. if i try this and it works then idk when i will use adobe again
- fuck i forgot how much i like bluesky.
- denver, my loves, see you soon🖤
- angry eyebrows
- you can get CLAP from the STRAP. wrap it up!!!
- Denver Friends!!!! my art will be on display at Memento Mori Gallery starting with the show opening this friday 🥺 see you there?
- Reposted by JeyICE are slave catchers and y'all want better trained slave catchers? Y'all want slave catchers with better rules? Fuck out of here
- fart so loud google meet captions it
- scissoring is the lesbian form of doing it raw bc how exactly is a dental dam supposed to help?
- not me finding out through LinkedIn that I used to work with the guy whose mom wrote adult children of emotionally, immature parents.
- “feel like shit, just want her back” then why did you lie to her bro?????
- had a slumber party with my bestie and a dream i had diarrhea and when i woke up they said i farted for like 30 mins straight in my sleep help
- design bros should not hire. they only hire other design bros exactly like them. where is the diversity? the different techniques and style and artistry? it doesn’t exist, because they hire mini-me’s instead of creatives pushing boundaries.
- i hate being sick and i’m so stressed and i miss my friends and i literally need to take a break but how will i get a job if i take a break but ahhhhhhhh
- i skeeted this right before throwing up from stress i’ve been in bed all weekend ahaha if you don’t take breaks your body will for youuuuu 😭😭😭
- art 💙 artist 💚 #artsky
- Reposted by JeyBluesky is fun. Feels like old Twitter. So much overconfidence in ignorant positions! I missed this! 🦃
- the way people i haven’t seen in 20 years congratulated me on Zohran winning youd think i lived in new york
- Reposted by Jey
- Reposted by JeyHe doesn't actually need to drink blood or anything, that's just a thing you start to do when you become a billionaire
- which is more likely? A giant donation from Zuckerberg to food banks across the country? Or Billie Eilish content getting deprioritized on meta’s platforms in the wake of her saying billionaires are gross and short?
- i’m taller than both lmao
- that good good leftist pussy got me masking every hole
