benfeliciano
here for a long time not a good time
- I tire of the American Century of Humiliation. When does the American Century of Piss Kink start
- California Penis Kissing
- The Legend of Zelda: Majoras Masc is this anything
- one of us only lies and eat hot chip and the other only tells the truth and eat cold chip
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- do you think the dovahkiin knows a thu'um that makes you fucking cum yourself
- Ronald James Deodorant
- Is this the site with the good posts
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- I found it
- Can someone confirm if Mythbusters called their blooper reels Mythblusters or should I just give up
- Someone who isn't a bot tell me what stocks to buy so that I can profit off the horror that is a second trump term and at least use that to pay my mounting medical bills.
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- Oh that's gore. That's gore of my comfort vidal
- Who up woke-ing their moralists
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- The Cities In My Violent Dreams Are Always Blue Oils, rose petals, canvas board.
- :tips fedora: M'nogamy
- Sorta related, getting published is fucking hard. You've got to crawl, hat in hand, to agents and beg them to take a cut of your income forever so they can be the middleman to publishers (who also take a cut) neither of which did any of the writing or editing. Sigh, back to querytracker to try again
- Neon Genesis Theevangelion Stallion
- One of my hips only tells the truth while the other only lies
- Is there a Mrs. Coffee?
- Yes absolutely fuck AI art but this is also just a great list of artists to check out now.
- For sale: baby shoes (dead baby)
- can't spell the three wise men without semen
- Remembering the time I quoted Dragonball in therapy and my therapist said to "tell me more about Vegeta"
- cinephiles aren't allowed within 50ft of movie theaters
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- ACAB does NOT include the Ghostbusters
- quiche is the goulash of pies
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- Of all the simple pleasures, the fact that the Incheon airport has a smoking section so I can suck my stupid fucking nicotine flashdrive for a few minutes is such a blessing
- Customs Agent: Have you anything to declare? Foghorn Leghorn:
- Imagining a Christian hardcore band calling for a "wall of life"
- Uhm, nature called and said "take a shit"
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- nervously passing out flyers at the trumpet convention um, brochure?
- I know there's probably no one on bsky that's gonna see this skeet and come because of it but my performance art piece Poetics is happening tmr. #art #performanceart #denver
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- Something something cat & mouse
- premature ejectulation
- cat
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- Forsooth the boys have returned, but has anyone stopped to ask where they were? What is it behind their eyes that betrays horrors shared in misty lands beyond the horizon? Why, god why are the boys back in town?
- I tried to wear a tube top at the last show and it did this during the first song so I immediately gave up and played shirtless instead but this pic kinda goes hard
- I need 700 dollars
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- I feign offense at the whole "bisexuality is liking every woman and like 3 guys" but then I open tinder and it's like... wait
- I hope the butch lesbian from The Producers (2005) is having a great day. I think about that little silent "sup" thing she does all the time
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- One time my cat interrupted sex by throwing up and ruining the mood and my gf at the time called it "Vagina11"
- Rick and Morty could have stopped 9/11
- You want to put me in handcuffs? The things that cops use?
- thinking bout tacos
- I should not have had a redbull at 7 PM because now it's 4 AM and I'm genuinely contemplating ordering tacos from my favorite Mexican place that I recently discovered is open 24hrs
- when I'm out of bread and can't think of what to eat I just toss all the same ingredients for a sandwich into a tortilla and call it a wrap
- coffee shops are great because everyone secretly kinda has to shit
