Here’s a poem called ‘An Attempt to Write an Abecedarian Poem in Praise of the Dictionary’.
when the rich Do Crimes
can’t sleep because i’ve had a harrowing vision of a WW2 Muppet Movie where Kermit gets captured
Ok, let’s do this🙄
We’ll start with an explainer covering:
🕒What is a 15-minute city
🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford
👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from
And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article
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This is a movie about a woman getting dressed.
Not much point me watching The Night Manager or Blue Lights now.
Thanks for saving me some time Guardian!
An important distinction:
CORRECTION: The book is titled "I Need a New Butt!," not "I Have a New Butt!" We apologize for the error.
Educator Fired for Reading ‘I Need a New Butt!’ Must Be Reinstated, Mississippi Court Rules
Toby Price, a Mississippi educator who was fired for reading “I Need a New Butt!” to children, must be reinstated, the state appeals court ruled.
This work was picked up by
@pressgazette.co.uk
Research shows journalists rarely name weapons systems used in explosive attacks
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Research shows journalists rarely name weapons systems used in explosive attacks
Journalists rarely name the explosive weapon used when reporting on armed conflict, Action on Armed Violence research shows.
Monetisation
The advert said
MONETISE YOUR FOLLOWERS
so he thought
he would respond
by painting them
in the changing light,
like waterlilies
in a pond.
We don’t even provide blanket basic tech training. We don’t offer sexual education to all young adults. Nor guidance on self finances, cohesive PSHE, but let’s show our bellies as grown adults to the AI tech Bros.
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells
#BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Primate is definitely the best killer chimp movie I've seen...
...this year.
I like that in the midst of a viral apocalypse, Dr Kelson was sharp enough to save his 80s vinyl collection.
I agree, don't compare ICE to the Gestapo, they have far more in common with the SS.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
Holy crap, this thread is disturbing!
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday
Welcome to new Bluesky users.
Here’s how we do things:
1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol
2. No flisking
3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology
4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on
5. No questions
Good luck!
The ICE murderer got out of the way while shooting Renee Nicole Good. So, like...why didn't he just get out of the way WITHOUT shooting her.
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Rec...
Make a Bond film casual
The Living Tea Lights
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. Nah
Abolish the House of Lords, RT if you want it gone.
Tear it down.
Some impressive penalties - who will flinch first?
The War between the Land and the Sea turned out to be a damp squib.
This is called ‘Twenty Modern-Day Proverbs’.
There's a lot of bagging on Jake Paul today but the guy earned millions just for being knocked on his arse.
Happy Birthday to 'our' Ernie
(We're not actually related)
"Acting is what I do. I consider it my calling and ministry. It's as important as anything I do in life. It's a journey that has taken me to places beyond my wildest imagination and continues to excite me with its endless possibilities."
A very happy birthday to Ernie Hudson, who turns 80 today.
FFS, just go ahead and ban ALL the best people, why don't you.
It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
Mo Salah may well have played his last game for Liverpool.
