Jay
I’ve go a little cat and I’m rather fond of that!
- Can’t believe it’s been 8 years since the Glasgow tweet up! The Rock Chick is still waiting on her chips!
- Four weeks on, it was a bad one. Hand still swollen. The Rock Chick has been looking after me……
- Almost passed out at the hospital this afternoon. Had to get a stookie on my arm. It stung a bit! All this took place while Mike and the Mechanics droned on in the background… Not my best day.

- What fresh hell is this? youtu.be/_ILS41bB5Gg?...
- You know when you’re walking home and you trip over a kerb? And you fall forward and slam into a lamppost? Arm broken in three places! Thanks to the #NHS, @policescotland.bsky.social and the local community for all their help.
- Ok…..
- In a bar in Edinburgh, enjoying a pint whilst listening to Gene Loves Jezebel…. Knowing that the Rock Chick will order the £18 fish and chips!
- Aye? Ok!
- GothpunkPops! Anyone using the G word will be blocked! 7lbs 14 ounces
- Through all the raging glory of the years We never once thought of the fears For what we′d do when the battle cry was over . Nothing lasts forever is all they seem to tell you when you're young….. RIP Mike.
- @askperplexity.bsky.social Change this to muppet please.
- Reddit thinks I’m from India! Twitter thinks I support that Rowling radge! Every day is an adventure!

- Debbie Harry! Jeez!
- What has the world come to? Tried to get banned from X by posting about JD Vance - Fragile masculinity! Elon Musk - POTUS and NAZI! Trump - Americas Hitler. Was I wrong?
- When you have the world’s coolest drummer…. youtu.be/TUJ5U_C5AVc?...
- ‘Tapestry’ has to be one of the greatest albums ever! Thanks to the 70s groove cats that turned me on!
- Broke my glasses last week! Too much going on to book an appointment at Specsavers so I’ve been cutting about in my prescription shades…. I don’t know how Andrew Eldritch does it! Looked goth as fuck tho!

- How many people smoke weed first thing in the morning? It’s so strong on the bus that I’m starting to get a contact high! Don’t mellow me out, my hatred is what justified me!

- Last year, I was seconded due to Cafe Inc. Cafe Inc provides a lunch for children and their families. I loved it! Sausage roll day was a bit rough. I’m not kidding! One of the grandmothers made us a curry to thank us. Absolutely delicious! The SNP may be a lot of things, the weans eat!
- ‘Are we the baddies?’ #wouldilietoyou
- I always compared the orange moron to Greg Stillson but I was wrong! He’s Randall Flagg!
- Always thought The Jam had another album in them. Hoped against hope for a reunion tour and a live album but that’s never going to happen now. RIP Rick. #TheJam
- Fess up! Who bought this abomination? #eastenders
- Plays bass in The Cure…. #totp
- I could do either Barbara or Elaine at karaoke…. We’d get barred but it would be worth it! #totp
- Bruce stepping into Bon Jovi land for a moment…. #totp
- Who was still buying Band Aid in the middle of February ‘85? #totp
- Princess Floofytail. #caturday
- On a lighter note, once bumped into Brian Murphy in the doorway of Kirkcaldy John Menzies. Recognised him and got the cheeky grin in response.
- Trump is going to take over the Gaza Strip, remove the Palestinian population and turn it into an American resort. Project Lebensraum would be a name that appeals to Elon!
- Gothcat!
- I know it’s not the same person but, ffs! I’m not going to post the Stones! youtu.be/VcdxnQLKAYo?...