Constanze Roedig
Open Source; cloud security 🌩️
CS lecturer ;
research on behavior; eBPF 🐝fangirl
- The joy of having successfully identified the right part on the code to make it all break 🤣🤣🤣🤣 No kidding: for me getting the ci/cd and my setup to the point that I know where to even start - always so hard
- Security Native Europe has a sessionize now where you can submit to speak about topics between cloudnstive security , critical infrastructure and I/oT security sessionize.com/securitynati...
- 50 prople signed up for tomorrow #securitynative in Linz to bridge cloudnative and iot security . Still possible to signup We, the organizers, salute you 🤗👋🏻
- Somehow I feel old when I realize that I don’t worry about petty much anything anymore Other than some VERY primitive health things like digestion/allergy That’s like prio 1 through 100 Followed by „is there milk in the fridge“ „World peace“ is nice too (have)
- New #cncf ambassador rucksack has travelled many canyons : there were #clouds and #native people and beautiful peaceful endless nature ; maybe we encountered some #divine spirits but that’s up to interpretation 🕊️🌈🐾🐉🦁🕸️🎐
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- Getting home after another round of juggeling work, startup, public speaking, friends and private life Exhilaratingly exhausted 🥰 #lifeisgood 🕊️
- Can’t wait !!!
- Kcd Sofia was probably the 2nd most energizing conference of my career ; I was smiling the entire time and made so many new #friends 🥰. Loved the attendees, the city, the weather and the food Once you learn the power of a positive sum game, you’ll never go back 🤟 #foss
- The water in Sofia tastes of Saffron 🌺🌺🌺
- When people I admire give me the chance to collaborate, I certainly don't say no. @sagikazarmark.com and I are coming to Vienna next JAN to condense our #kubernetes work into a #training experience with @iximiuz.bsky.social's unique hands-on labs 🧭 cloudnativecompass.dev ☁️🗺️ EarlyBird is now out 👩🏻💻
- Ahhhh AI will take all our jobs NOT While it can’t figure out how to index an array It just fails so miserably at logic , and I mean : I’m a low bar to beat
- Any good foreseeable evening events at KubeCon NA?
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- When I left Vienna I missed the city a lot Now I’m getting back into hiking If you go early enough : there s still a decent chance for being completely alone on the ascent. That’s peace 🕊️🗻
- If you d asked me a year ago if I‘d consider becoming politically engaged: I d have laughed Now here I am … working pro bono for legal and procedural changes in secure-software practices Crazy times
- Looking forward to KCDAustria cloud-native-days-austria.sessionize.com/session/945420 where the #BillOfBehavior will be implemented for #Habor {yesterday I created the most complex BoB to date for Pixie}
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- I don’t like the society I live in I m not some „everything used to be better in the past“ person Who decided all countries enter a „who is the stupidest?“ competition How do we fix this???
- One of those days When you feel silly for totally having missed a point at work When your body really wants to be sick And the printer just doesn’t f&@(g connect to the WiFi
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- I swear Gemini , if I catch you one more time sneaking changes into random files that weren’t even open -> I’ll uninstall you The others don’t do that either Be like them
- I want an AI that is a toothless pet 3D holograph
- What do people get from the CNCF store ? What’s worth it ? (I can’t wear cotton )
- Free trials are absolutely not useful for research
- This conference season is going to be busy It’s a tremendous feeling to get a keynote accepted ✨✨✨ Makes it worth the sleepless nights Really looking forward to going to Denmark !!🇩🇰
- Booked my KubeCon travels . Yes, I love the US - cause the land can’t be blamed for what some humans do on it. Hope to see many of you there. Don’t miss our security panel - cause nobody needs any more charades
- Im going to offer a funded version of @iximiuz.bsky.social labs on the EOSC to researchers, so I recorded how to use it as a free tier user, that no PII data gets stored and a bit of backstory -> Lemme know your feedback Also if you have a citizenscience usecase -> DM me youtu.be/ktqFGD-ZyI8?...
- I love ways to make physics accessible to everyone 🚀👩🚀⭐️ Yes because I’m an astrophysicist (turned CS later) so I’m seeing tons of potential for @iximiuz.bsky.social labs on #hpc and in the classroom 👩🏫 youtu.be/JMweBmMw82g?...
- Firecracker def owes me a drink
- #BillOfBehavior BOB is born @cnsmunich.bsky.social Kubescape ♥️ Ebpf 🐝 EU CRA compliance through anomaly detection through supplychain provided runtime profiles Lemme know your thoughts !! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XETu...
- @cnsmunich.bsky.social best conference pics ever !!!! 🙏🙏🙏
- I needed a logo for my software bill of behavior I had fun But I m definitely better at analyzing profiles than power pointing 🙃😎
- Ok so it’s fine to screw over individuals when handling public funds ? You think I won’t get a lawyer for the Uni. You think I’m not going to ask everyone in Brussels until I find the person who digs up those missing €€ ? I’ll find the money … and it will tell the story
- People of Kubernetes : How do you test against large params of Kubernetes versions in CI/CD ? I have k3s and kind and k0s -> what other distros run in “mini versions” Is there a way to test against GKE without a full GkE cluster , or AKS or any of them ? I don’t have azure research credits
- Back to writing my eBPF blog And it’s amazing How differently Language flows If you write on large white paper Instead of a screen Even if you doodles never make it into the blog
- Affective forecasting errors Lead to the most destructive-because highly persuasive- outcomes AI is not what we humans (really) want It will not increase our happiness or health
- BitPanda is just changing their own coins randomly and their TnCs I mean sure crypto is volatile But this is random They just have no idea what they’re doing
- Yeay talk accepted 🤓 Designing the UX for the bill of behavior #SBoB for #cnsmunich I like the thrill of challenging myself with things that lots of people tell me is #impossible Just because there are edge cases that don’t work out if the box … Did I say eBPF is awesome ☺️🐝 #inspectorgadget
- How am I going to get access to lots of different #k8s configs/kernels/versions/archs? Anyone has an idea how to emulate this ? Maybe a GitHub workflow that does this already ? Thanks !!!
- Curious about #eBPF but don’t know where to start? I’m starting a blog @iximiuz : - solve real life problems - using mature #opensource tech - no #kernel knowledge required - understand why #eBPF is revolutionary Lemme know what is your favorite eBPF project ♥️🐝
- People gotta stop playing the victim and standing for something If you re victim: no matter how right : you’re letting them win You re giving them power You got this So : get up and stand tall 💯❤️
- Broke my toe falling over workout equipment at night Sport ist Mord
- Totally me 💯
- Military conferences be like
