jonny toothpick
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
- executive decision: taking some time away from the platform to focus on IRL issues. all good. nothing bad. just need to focus for a while. stay beautiful. i’ll be back
- Teenage crush.

- even my butler is tired of me. perhaps it’s time to freshen up the act
- good morning. everyone here is beautiful. feel good about yourselves and have a great day
- the shitpostman always rings twice
- only drump could make me actually want to listen to don lemon
- would you still like me if i had slimy crab claws for arms?
- it’s the great gatsby, charlie brown
- i am officially rated the 5th least influential person on bluesky. i am working hard to get to 4th
- mourning a quiet morning this morn. sssshhh.