Dallas Stars Pessimist
Central VA * Dallas Stars fan * Grindcore/Mathcore/PV/Doom/Sludge/Death Metal/Post-Everything * Roller Coasters * He/Him
- I loved everything about my Winter Classic experience, but absolutely nothing appeals to me about an also-ran outdoor game, against Vegas, in the Jerry Jones crypt
- Bold move for the Baseball Hall of Fame to not elect him
- Did I just watch Jason Robertson blow past someone on a breakaway?
- 2 of the greatest flexes in NHL history: -Paul Maurice quitting the Jets because their vibes are bad, then immediately winning 2 cups -Ryan O’Reilly telling the Sabres they made him hate hockey, then going elsewhere and immediately winning a cup I would see embarrassed if that’s were my teams
- Both of my streaks continue. The Stars never lose when I see them play in DC or Dallas, and they never win when I see them play anywhere else.
- What is happening here
- I go to game Stars forget how hockey That’s just how it works
- Taking these 2 days off to drive the back-to-back with the Stars. 3.5 hours one-way to CAR, drive back tonight, then 2 hours one-way to WAS tomorrow. Usually I try to hit new rinks instead of always going to the WAS/CAR games, but I haven’t been to any game since CBJ in 2022, so it’s time.
- Jim Nill should whip his dick out at the trade deadline and use Seguin’s cap space to rent Sidney Crosby
- If Jason Robertson came to me and said “I want to be friends with the Tkachuk’s and JT Miller” I would feel the same way that I will as a parent when my kid starts smoking weed with guys who just got out of jail
- The thing sports teams won’t admit is they’re just chasing white people. All those suburban stadiums from the 70s/80s coincided with white flight. Then hipsters returned, and so did the stadiums. Now white people are scared of our own shadows again, and voila! But sure, it’s about premium seats.
- “If you think this is toxic you ain’t seen nothing yet, I’ve been in much more toxic situations” is probably not the ideal thing to hear from your general manager, approximately 1 month into a season.
- Real “turn of the century” vibes up in here. Where you at Detroit?
- “Rhodes Oettinger” okay settle down guys, you had a baby, not a character from a British true crime novel
- Sounds like the Stars should relocate, I suggest Virginia. Either Charlottesville or Richmond would be fine
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- Weird how all the libertarians went quiet all of a sudden, for the first time ever in their lives
- What the Wild should do is move the franchise to a tax feee state, like Texas maybe
- Why won’t the Hoffman’s leave Erik Karlsson alone, haven’t they done enough already
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- I wonder what number Jamie Benn will wear after he gives up #14 to *checks notes* uh Nathan Bastian
- In tribute I will go to my local Alamo Car Rental, and pee on it
- If you meet 5 German hockey players at a party, and 4 of them are named Leon, but the 5th is named Leon-hard, guess which one you’re going home with that night
