Elle M Drew - fat girls fvck books
♡ author of paranormal er0tic romance
♡ I write about fat girls fvcking
♡ 🐺 🐻 🧛♂️ AΩV 📚
♡ actually a raccoon 🦝
https://ellemdrew.carrd.co
- *rolls in* my bad y'all I like died or something but I'm awake I'm alive.
- At the beach right now like oh I should take promo photos for my tentacle book... Does this instead. 🤣
- I hate using Meta apps, but it feels unavoidable if I want to promote my books. You have to be where the readers are, and this is my career. I can't just stop marketing on there.
- Apparently tiktok isn't getting banned??? But I already have over a dozen unhinged videos drafted I planned to post before Sunday so ... gonna post them anyways. Fuck it.
- Hello to everyone who's first impression of me comes from bluesky - you're missing out on a lot of lore and chaos. If you like raccoon chaos, paranormal erotic romance books, and fat bodies being worshipped, come find me!
- If you don't follow me on tiktok then you're missing out on my final spiral into weirdness.
- The raccoon in me says FUCK ZUCK but then the two business brain cells pop up and remind me we can't buy snackies and pens without money and Meta is where the readers can find me...
- It's been 36 hours since we had heat in our house and I have accepted my fate to become a raccoon-icle. A frozen little treat filled with smut and monster energy drinks.
- Me, googling : how long does a dead body stay warm. My fbi agent : this is for book research, right??? Me : ... ... ... yes ... ... ... totally for book research ...
- Other people : OH NO NOT MY TIKTOK me, who hasn't had a good video in over a year : you wanna fuck a bear?
- If you can't decide between a flavored energy drink and a hot yummy latte, why not have both?
- ME AF.
- Introducing my new little buddy, FidgetBandit!
- Just saw on threads that talking about medical conditions is part of the restricted content warning for January 2025 ... so you know, as a disabled autoimmune chronically ill girly, this is fun.
- Where are the stylophiles? Looking for the journaling besties. The bujo-ers. I need to find my people. Come to me. Let's talk pens and journals. I found my 2025 bujo and I need to scream about it.
- Sometimes I stand at my bookshelf and lovingly caress my books, and if that makes me weird, well, what else is new.
- I am twirling. Spinning. SPIRALING. Typical Tuesday Behavior.
- Are you looking for plus size romance books featuring plus size bodies being loved and worshipped? Then look no further than the plus size romance reads author list! #plussizeromance #plussizeromancereads #romancelandia #booksky
- PINNING THIS!!! COME GET YOUR PLUS SIZE ROMANCE READS!
- It's my three year authorversary. My Debut, One Night in Garoureve, came out on this day, and since then I've published a total of seven novels, 2 novellas, and 1 short story. All of them feature a fat FMC. This is a thank you to all the fatphobes who pissed me off, I made this my brand. Stay mad.
- If you're a plus size romance author, please COMMENT so I can add you to the list!
- Do you write about fat delicious bodies getting loved up and down and living their best fat fabulous lives? Then LET ME KNOW because I am starting a Plus Size Romance Author list here on bluesky! #booksky #romancelandia #plussizeromance #plussizeromancereads #romancebooks
- Is this... have I... is this the highlight of my author career? Because I think it is. Can't get any better than this! Sarah MacLean is reading my book. 😭😭😭
- Do you write about fat delicious bodies getting loved up and down and living their best fat fabulous lives? Then LET ME KNOW because I am starting a Plus Size Romance Author list here on bluesky! #booksky #romancelandia #plussizeromance #plussizeromancereads #romancebooks
- How does #booksky feel about #plussizeromance because over here it's a whole MOOD.
