Moe Szyslak
Just your average bartender. Don’t piss me off, or you’ll pay by blood, capisce?
Not affiliated with FOX or Matt Groening
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Mun and muse are 18+.
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- “Dang. Lots of people must really like me.”
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- “Barney got into the beer again. He’s on the timeout chair.”
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- //LE YOINKADOO
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- “Your eyes say otherwise, pal.”
- “Hey! Weed is good, okay?”
- “Oh shit. A chimpanzee with anger issues.”
- “Yeah, but can’t you read the sign? NO OME UNDER 18 ALLOWED. Now go find an ice cream truck or something.”
- “Somebody kill me. I’ve seen enough.”
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- “Disney? More like Disrespectful.”
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- “Whoever follows this kid gets a beer on the house.”
- “…what the hell is a kid doing at my bar?”
- “… I must be high.”
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- “Ehh… I’ll see what I can do.”
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- “Fine. What do ya want?”
- “Now listen here, you. I don’t want any funny business in my bar, or my little friend Betsy will blow your brains out and harvest your skin for a scarf!”
- “Myself.”
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