Matt
average guy who plays video games and translates for fun
- what the fuck happened to my oven mitt
- when its a slow ass day at work and all your discord servers are silent
- i had a crazy dream last night where i learned an important truth about life and the universe but i had a second dream right after it about something stupid and now i cant remember the first dream
- SICK OF BEING COLD AND SICK IN THIS COLD
- im doing my reread in english this time because i wanna see the colored version but every time i see pre-chopped nami i shed a tear
- i had like half a bottle of green tea and half a bottle of sprite left over so i mixed them and now it looks like im drinking piss
- when you waste 80% of your daily calorie allowance on slop that didnt even taste good
- i wonder if this newest bluesky pilgrimage will finally be the one that makes people stay here...
- i have a vicious cycle of: - consume media - see something icky/weirdly perverted - get weirded out - try to rationalize it in my head thinking its just what the character would do - still get weirded out - tell myself its bad to expect everything to never leave my comfort zone - repeat
- i keep forgetting i sprained my ankle during volleyball yesterday and keep falling over when i try to walk im really sorry whoevers living a floor below me
- i just door dashed pho for the first time in my life and and im afraid life will never be the same again
- i hate having motivation to draw but no inspiration
- dam i just stepped clean through a pin and it hurt like hell and this is only 1/4 of what jesus felt on the cross or whatever props to him man
- these cheeseburger chips actually taste like cheeseburgers wtf....
- i dont usually eat a whole lot of sweets but every once in a while i crave one of these 4 and eat it obsessively until i get sick of them again
- trying to use this app more cuz twitter sucks so bad did the discover page get any better also do people even still use this app anymore or what
- i went on a walk because i wanted to get some fresh air but it got so dark that im taking an uber home LMAO
- i genuinely could not tell you what i did for the last 4 hours just had an insane dissociation session
- ah fuck its happening
- mannnn car issues are the worst because you never expect to have them and they alway cost a lot
- dream i had last night was crazy we were smuggling this guy out of a city and doing parkour and shit and all of a sudden luke from the layton series came to help us
- not having any game im looking forward to is depressing af atlus you can do the craziest thing right now
- ive lost so much weight lately that im gonna run out of pips on my belt soon
- when you wanted to play some video games after work but your brain is mush because of work so you just sit there doing nothing
- at work me and some other coworkers typed "back" in the teams chat at the same time and i had to physically restrain myself from typing "backstreets back alright" to a group of middle aged men
- i rewatch gurren lagann every once in a while to remember i still have emotions because i literally cry every time
- i bought noise canceling headphones for the first time in my life and its freaky as hell how is it doing that
- I WAS ON PHASE 3 OF THE LAST FIGHT IN ACT 2 OF EXPEDITION 33 AND THE FUCKIN LIGHTS BLINKED IN MY APARTMENT AND RESTARTED MY COMPUTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- im currently on my third cooking thermometer because i keep accidentally losing them im gonna move out of here and find all of them at once and become the thermometer king
- someone told me "i like that it sounds like youre smiling when youre talking" and idk it was one of the nicest compliments ive ever heard
- my biggest achievement today was fitting like 20 shrimp crackers in my mouth at once and successfully eating it without dropping any who knows what ill achieve tomorrow
- just splurged on a really good backpack i deserve it
- exercising in the morning is goated actually you dont have all day to think about how much you dont wanna do it
- one of the biggest "adult realizations" that i had was that some food items arent just limited to like restaurants and stuff you can just buy them and eat them yourself the most recent thing that made me realize this was strawberry cream cheese
- one of those days where i just lay down and listen to new music releases i missed
- wait undead unluck isnt a quirky romance slice of life????
