Eephus Tosser
West coast MLB Draft prospect analyst. Views are my own and almost exclusively bad. ✡️
Big West Conference musings (and occasionally MLB with an Economics bent) at bigwestdugout.com
- Sick, bro. I love it here.
- Come on, man. lol
- There are very few ways to voluntarily spend an evening that are less appealing than watching a live taping of a podcast.
- Just got misty when I remembered that in just nine days, I will be sitting in Jackie Robinson Stadium watching live baseball again.
- Call it CURL ON CURL.
- I an going to tell you this much: This is a skill issue. I could very easily buy happiness.
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- This lady's mother got Melania mixed up with the Minecraft movie.
- You're telling me the ground has a hog?
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- What's crazy about the Mariners getting Brendan Donovan is that one-third of their fans are named either Brendan or Donovan.
- I don't think anything I've ever read in Threads was real.
- Early in my career, I had the honor of covering Catherine from her agent’s desk. She was unfailingly kind. Not performatively so. Just calm, precise, and human in a way that made you want to do your job well.
- It hasn't even been a decade since the 2017 Marlins had a core of Christian Yelich, Giancarlo Stanton, J.T. Realmuto, Marcell Ozuna, with Pablo López waiting in the wings.
- Alamo life, I've been searching For the words to say how I feel I'd spend my time thinking too much And leave too little to say what I mean But I try to understand the best I can Alamo life
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- KKK-shaped economy.
- We're on a Kai-Wei to Hell.
