Scott Dolan
Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.
- Sure Peter Thiel is a weird skull-headed transhumanist fascist freak. But somehow the idiotic Christian stuff is what I find really troubling.
- Made my son listen to Frosthammer, explaining the technical points of the music as best I could. I think he got it.
- Ever notice that when people die there is very often a doctor nearby, but only rarely a bus driver? Take the bus people. Wake up.
- Great dream this morning that started out as a lost shoes/travel anxiety situation. Then I kind of woke up behind some plexiglass, and people were asking me questions, but I had a hard time hearing. Came to find out they had made me into a wall thermostat AI chatbot. Young me w/ blue shirt avatar.
- James Harden is the pudgy unfunny English latenight host. But he’s also involved with sports.
- Bowen Yang must be so pissed about that Taylor Rehmet race in Texas.
- Even the Slint version of Cortez the Killer is making me emotional.
- Trump hates this tweet and does not want you to retweet it.
- Twice within 24 hours, a previously unknown (to me) concept came up. The ancients believed that from the bottom of a well, even in broad daylight, one could see the stars.
- You can’t spell Starlink without stink
- I love it when you call me big pooper
- @awesomer.bsky.social Why did the Rancher study Semiotics? He thought post structuralism was about fence architecture.
- I have noticed a trend on YouTube of people doing deep-dives and explainers on various topics and then going on to pronounce every fucking thing wrong. This is some kind of troll I guess?
- Je m’en cul fois.
- I’m going over the Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer song in my head, and I can’t imagine how it could possibly be true.
- A fork and a pizza cutter gothamist.com/news/man-pos...
- Just Kool would actually be a great deal. But just imagine, you also get The Gang.
- How can 12° feel so much colder than 16°? I dont know, but it does.
- My ears are ringing this morning. You guys hear that?
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- I just assured my friend from Grenada that I would stay inside, warm and safe, but I can hear that sleet calling to me, and I’m not sure how much longer I can keep those boots off.
- Big day for Sam Altman as the world finally learns how ChatGPT can perform in a once-in-a-decade snowstorm.
- Cincinnati tourists leaving the bar and finding out what a “three-way at 2am” is.
- Statehood for DC, Puerto Rico and Greenland.
- A lot of times in school they will have like three “fake days” in a row, then on the fourth day they will have a “real day,” where they say “the last 3 days were all lies, here’s the real story…” and then you get the good information. This is to discourage class skipping. DON’T MISS THAT DAY!