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- You can't expect me to watch a movie called Hamnet. What is this? A net for ham? No thank you.
- The Jurgen Klopp Trivago ad is nuts.
- Gotta call one of my friends later to let them know about Tony Dokoupil's double circ job. Up in the air right now as to who gets the call.
- Why does this stupid app think I'm a child? Like actually a child. Why are you asking for age verification? I don't live in one of those cursed places that needs verification by law and it's messed up that you think I do.
- Found a mango lassi in my fridge that I forgot I bought. What a blessing!
- Tonight is the night I tell them about the attempted clavicular manslaughter
- Say what you will about Kevin Spacey, predator, creep, sex criminal, but you can't say he is a compelling dancer.
- Cannot wait to tell my normie friends all about clavicular.
- They've done a lot of work in rebranding terf bangs to micro bangs, but you can't fool me.
- Kyle Rittenhouse's wife is definitely robbing him, right?
- Martha Stewart cheering for Liverpool today is dishonorable
- All this Bar Rescue I've watched in the last week has me wondering if I want to marry a redneck.
- Bar Rescue is so sick, this bar just has women in chaps. What a place!
- Maybe the Ellisons thought they were hiring Barry Weiss from Storage Wars to run CBS News.
- This $1 baguette was an incredible purchase. Unbelievable value.
- That OU girl clearly realized she wasn't gonna be able to cut it in the real world and decided to throw a hail mary and try and grift her way to a right wing media job, just like that shitty terf swimmer.
- Remember those knee high Chuck Taylors?
- The city sent me a notice in the mail with a link to a 21 minute video on upcoming bike infrastructure in my neighborhood. Very thoughtful.
- Just watched a youtube video where the guy had the $1200 Teenage Engineering mic but his video sounded like straight dookie. Would have sounded just as good with a Blue Yeti. I wish I could afford to sound like crap.
- It gets crapped on a lot but I just watched Jurassic World and it's a perfectly OK movie.
- Is Joyce Carol Oates a hasanabi head?
- Please announce a 20 year Van de Ven extension.
- Physical Asia has taught me that Australians are dishonorable.
- Lucas asked me if I recommend dandadan
- JD Vance has definitely seen a Hasan meat pic
- First episode of Physical: Asia has me feeling very aussiephobic so far
- Because I'm not that hot, but thank you.
- If he had been created in 2023 he would be called Sigma Ray Bill.
- I know he's said it's not a real thing, but Sean Dyche eating worms is so funny.
- It's 430 am and I'm watching increasingly hot people talk about books I don't care about on YouTube
- You just don't hear people being called a fartknocker anymore.
- Cuomo bringing up Hasan Piker as if asmongold and tectone were NYC voters. Baby girl, ain't nobody care.
- 🎶I got the hooves like Jagger. I got the hooves like Jagger🎶 #🐴
- Baby don't you like this skeet? I made it so you'd sleep with me.
- Gonna try to be one of those freaks that eats one square of dark chocolate a week as a treat.
- I hadn't seen him in a while, but disrespectfully, Steven crowder looks like doodoo
- Feels like every Vietnamese place here has raised their sandwich prices in the last year :(
- White people really turned on labubus quick
- Been rewatching Sharpe these days and I guess I had forgotten how racist Sharpe's Gold is towards Mexicans.
- Debra Messing following Hasan Piker on IG is so funny. Like, we know what you're doing Deb.
- I don't collect sports trading cards but I occasionally watch pack opening videos of football cards out of curiosity and the more expensive they are the uglier it seems.
- Just gave my mom a Tylenol. Am I gonna get autism now?
- This may be a controversial opinion, but I like the drake yuck/drake enjoy meme more than any of the alternatives people insist on doing.
- Imagine going out in front of cameras and calling ICE agents courageous and honorable
- Ain't no way Gene Simmons has ever been on the right side of history
- It's almost 4am, when is this rapture happening? Don't tell me I missed it already.
- Seeing Sonny score and celebrate for LAFC almost feels like what I imagine seeing your dad kiss his new girlfriend feels like
- Just got a real jumpscare form seeing Ted Cruz. I forgot what that mf looked like
- So relieved to find out Tom McDonald is from Vancouver and not Alberta. We have enough problems over here.
- Philip Seymour Latte
