Penelope
She/her // Disaster Bi // ff14 addict // Bayonetta impersonator// Anime Enthusiast //Gaming Gremlin // Worlds smallest Kaiju // Weeb garbage // 18+ content // NSFW sometimes // Owner of the Escort lounge // minors DNI
- I would LOVE to say I've been gone so long because I've been playing a ton of Code Vein 2 and its really good. But its actually because I paid like $80 for it and I feel like I need to see it through. Even though this is nothing like what I wanted in a sequel.
- Feeling good about Code Vein 2 Penelope, ngl
- Bruh.
- Finally took a break from life to actually listen to Arcadion 12 and god DAMN.
- Don't worry, She's a pro at keeping warm.
- Me, closing my eyes to fall asleep: I really hope chubby girls know how much I love them.
- Maybe I'm old school, but I think more games should go for a 'stylized' look, rather that 'more realistic than real life.' there's a reason why Okami has aged like wine and not all these 'cinematic' games which have aged like cheese in the back of a neglected fridge.
- When did she even get a license?
- RPG: we boast a HUGE assortment of weapons and spells to suit any play style! hundreds of different swords and spears and axes and also this katana and- Me: yeah I'm gonna save you some time, I'll take it from here.
- "Oh hey! You're up! Sorry, I let myself in. You busy?"
- Side characters in a Shounen will be like; 'nooo abusing your rage form is bad :c' to the protag and I'm like; 'dude, he just suplexed someone so hard they EXPLODED. let him do some collateral damage as a treat. blow up a Wendy's. flip over a big rig. who cares. let him have this.'
- Never gonna forget that I smooched a Catboy named "Gerard Way". hope he's doing ok.
- Was stressed tonight but had a lot of friends and loved ones keep me stable. I'm lucky to have such close folks in my life. 😊💕
- Me: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna stop drinking as a coping mechanism for stress and take control of my life! Life: haha thats a great goal! anyway here's a totally unexpected Bad Stressful Thing I'm just gonna drop in your lap. for funnsies. Me: .....where did I put that bottle again?
- Black Mage Molly! Since I realized I've ever only posted her in swimsuits and skimpy dresses. and not... you know. Her actual adventuring gear 😅
- Real life stuff: My dad is so cool. He has done so much rad shit and I hope to have done a FRACTION of the cool shit he has by the time I'm Old (tm)
- Glad to see while I was gone that the ff14 writers haven't lost their touch in creating a villain I want to reduce to atoms and then shoot those atoms into the sun.
- She's been away for awhile, but she's (back to kick some butt in wild canyon) ready to resume MSQ!
- New Year, same teasing.
- 🎉 Happy New Year, dears! here's to a new year, and new possibilities! 🎊
- I say don't lie, as a general rule, but also I have awful memory and cant recall who I've told what, so lying is just generally a bad idea for people like me lmao
- Sometimes I get nervous about posting literally anything of Madeline. Then I remember I'm not on twitter.hell and I don't actually give a shit. If people are weak and cant handle her, that's a skill issue.
- Horrible, Terrible, No good, Dirty Rotten Heel
- Sister revealed she's having a baby at our family Christmas party and obviously I'm excited for her but also all I could think was; 'Finally! a child I can spoil with gifts and fill with sugar and then make someone else put it to bed!'
- "How do I deal with winter? that's easy! go somewhere where it's summer!"
- She's very excited about it
- So Christmas was fun but largely uneventful. and then... the owners of a local grocery store.... bought my little brother... a PS5 pro??? and they did this because 'god wanted him to have have one' UHHH... OK? I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING A STROKE.
- Happy Holidays, everyone! 🎄🎁
- Me on social media
- Molly decided to try a new look. She's not sure how she feels about it yet.
- Please be nice to my son. He may not be bright, but he makes up for it by being the cutest boy to ever live.
- FRIEND GOT ME THE SHORTHAIR CAT MINION AND IM TRYING NOT TO CRY. HE'S SO ROUND AND FULL OF LOVE.
- Modern Godzilla movies (excluding minus 1 because its perfect) need to quit being fucking cowards and bring back MechaGodzilla. Is it incredibly inefficient to have a giant robot clone of a monster fight that monster? yes. Is it absolutely rad as FUCK? also yes.
- Yes, the glasses stay on during sex, but so do the fingerless gloves. so it balances out, honestly.
