Are you guys mad at me? Do you hate me?
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka 🙏❤️
1 of paper = 4 of coin
White people are putting each other in copper tessaracts on grifter TikTok.
It was straight teeth btw
The democrats sell the aborted fetuses to the republican party who makes delta-9 carts for states where proper weed isn't legal yet.
The yodeling Walmart kid got shot?!
Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
should bill do locktober?
Crazy that Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year, it's gunna be so scary! 😜
My copy of king of the hill has an ad for robots
imagine ur a bloon and they tell u ur going out on round 1
Everybody say sausage keep it going
I'm thinking suicide by cop
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I need someone to bite me really hard
I love when pallets come in like this. Had 11 tvs on this bad boy. 86x54
Refound my favorite pic of my dog.
Billionaires should only have $2 I think.
I got lost. I was following some ants and they took me back to their colony for a bit.
what streaming service do i need to watch king of the hill?
Starting off my 2024 lunch picks with mapo tofu. Epic meal epic swag
I wish I could eat floam.
happy new years everyone :D
Buddy Holly came on the radio at work I feel like I'm in fortnite!
Bud in the warehouse we chillin.
I got bar soap and edibles for xmas
I need to get more furry art some time soon. Maybe as Xmas gift to myself
I've noticed the customer usually isn't right.
I need new Bluetooth headphones :(
Can't do earbuds anymore really :(
I am God's strongest soldier (2hrs of sleep on average to work a solo warehouse job)
I hate FedEx so much it's unreal.
I wish I was at home so I could pet my dog.
I am but a cursed vessel.
Can weed be federally legal yet? I wanna ship drugs to my besties.
I wish I was at home eating soup.
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She let me hit because said please and fell to my knees and started sobbing, begging, and pleading.
We on some diagonal shit today.
4:46am, I leave for work on 2-hours. I'm still awake and cooking chicken carbanara.
ordered a couple of panera lemonades. gunna do some investigating. gotta get to the bottom of this
I wonder what soulja boy is up to these days.
My dad works at Santa's workshop and can get you banned from Christmas.
