Desperado D. Mayor
Gay movie man from online, now even gayer. He/Him
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- What the fuck is this practice of releasing your Super Bowl commercials before the fucking Super Bowl
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- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorEvery time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand
- Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
- "Women are always telling me that I have a penis perfect for porn. What the fuck does that mean? I am cutting it off with a kitchen knife and ridding myself of this burden." - Shigeru Miyamoto
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- Reposted by Desperado D. Mayorgod damn newfound respect for ricochet
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- Reposted by Desperado D. Mayorshes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
- Still got it
- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorAfter a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
- Updated the list with a new director: Krzysztof Kieślowski at #13. “Directors League”, my list on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/oXzc2
- James Cummerin': I'd love to go to Pandorass, the planet where my films take place. I would buttfuck all those ugly blue people until they turned white, the only acceptable color. Heil Hitler. Me: Wow, that one got away from me in a hurry. *shoots James Cummerin' in the brain*
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- I hope you're all ready for the eighth annual Despys in 2029, because when Squirrel Stapler (written and directed by Markiplier) wins Best Picture, we will all be sons of bitches.
- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorHey @schumer.senate.gov please tell me EXACTLY what a body cam is gone do for this baby girl. Put it in record . Because I want it read at your reckoning
- Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
- Searching the sand for a relic washed up by the sea...the last refugee.
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- I encourage everyone to support Iron Lung while it's in theaters. Indie filmmaking is more important to the art of cinema right now than it's ever been before, and a movie with no studio backing that cost $3m to make becoming a runaway hit would be brilliant.
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- I'm so mad that Iron Lung is as good as it is. Why the fuck am I in a position where I have to respect the filmmaking instincts of Markiplier?
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- FECKLESS "PUBLIC SERVANT": There's nothing to be done about all the wealthy and powerful individuals who have been exposed as child sex traffickers. We should focus on kitchen table issues, such as sending more money to Israel. THE GUY WHO HAS A HARD DICK: My dick's hard!
- Do you think there's an Epstein email to the Fine Bros where he's like "yu guys shuld. Copy right react"
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- Fucking scum.
- Absolutely damning from @aaronschaffer.com, @willoremus.com, & @nitasha.bsky.social. To get more data, Anthropic: * "destructively scanned" millions of books * downloaded the shadow library LibGen * hailed another shadow library's arrival as "just in time!!!" www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
- Reposted by Desperado D. Mayorwhile anthropic secretly buys and destroys millions of books in hidden warehouses, let it be known that human staff at @archive.org carefully scan physical media by hand as always and there's literally a daily livestream because the process is so wonderful to watch!!!
- Absolutely damning from @aaronschaffer.com, @willoremus.com, & @nitasha.bsky.social. To get more data, Anthropic: * "destructively scanned" millions of books * downloaded the shadow library LibGen * hailed another shadow library's arrival as "just in time!!!" www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
- I used to think Ricochet was a one-trick pony with no depth to his performances. He has spent the entirety of his AEW run thus far proving me wrong.
- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorI think if a corporation kills off a piece of software or officially stops support for it, they should be required by law to make that software open source.
- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorYou know things are good and normal when the governor is passing the Things That Should Be Obvious Are Now Explicit Just In Case Those Guys Get Any Ideas Act.
- Reposted by Desperado D. Mayor[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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- Reposted by Desperado D. Mayorthe epstein files make it abundantly clear that individuals having this degree of wealth is directly the cause of every horrible thing in the world, and any coherent vision of a better future cannot involve billionaires existing. They have to go, be it taxed out of existence or otherwise removed.
- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorThe Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorI see TV is also rediscovering the old adage: "I Want Shorter Games With Worse Graphics and I'm Not Kidding"
- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorIn the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorViral #comics4liam project launches for 5-year-old detained by ICE: The comics community has launched #comics4liam a project to make art for a five year child taken into custody by ICE
- I can't believe that not only can I put the Fine Bros on my Tomodachi Life 2 island but I can even make them gay
- Bowie's last verse in Under Pressure is one of the greatest moments in the history of rock music, perhaps music in general. "Love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night" becomes more meaningful to me with every passing year.
- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorSchumer said this TODAY. 🚮
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- When It Happens there is a very good chance we will not find out about it for days or even weeks afterward unless It Happens in public or on TV, they will be panicking, they don't have a plan for how to sustain this without him.
- It never occurred to me that Rowling might be in that circle, I foolishly assumed that the person whose entire public persona is decrying trans people as rapists would at the very least not be hanging out with any actual rapists.
- JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
- THIS CAT'S NAME IS ELON MUSK IS A PEDOPHILE, CALL YOUR SENATORS ABOUT HER
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- Reposted by Desperado D. MayorImagine the heartbreaking powerlessness of a father unable to afford treatment for his child, who is battling both leukemia and severe malnutrition💔 It pains me deeply to feel so helpless I am begging for your kindness please donate and share this campaign Every second counts👇🏻 gofund.me/bbf5c63e7
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- Reposted by Desperado D. Mayor2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution 2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party Protecting women and children, is it?
- JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
- Reposted by Desperado D. Mayor“Ochoa is a Border Patrol agent who joined CBP in 2018. Gutierrez joined in 2014 and works for CBP’s Office of Field Operations. He is assigned to a special response team, which conducts high-risk operations like those of police SWAT units. Records show both men are from South Texas.”
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- The February update of the action movie list is live! “Letterboxd's Top 250 Action Films”, my list on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/hKj3Y
- The second month of IT CAME FROM THE POPCORN PARLOR starts now! For the uninitiated, this is when I reach into my deep catalogue of highly-rated movies and make three recommendations, all following a certain theme. This month's theme is Kung Fu Classics!
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- 'Cause George Zimmer has his wicked schemes, and he'll take them to new extremes And he'll always guarantee it, even though he lost his job Just gonna stand there and watch me burn Well, that's alright, because I like the way I look etc.
- Jack Black's vocals have been REMOVED from Minions Mario 2, and ALL HIS LINES have been REPLACED by me speaking in an unidentifiable accent saying "I need Mario to come give me a spanky"
