Enjoying the sunny weather and plentiful Cuban food ahead of heading out on the Grom of the Seas cruise where I’ll hopefully regain all I lost due to my recent illness.
Anyone got a branch or bough brawny enough to bedeck itself with this blubbery bauble of a belly?
Since NJ Transit is now taunting me with their train horns after being out of service long enough that I missed Urban Bear’s holiday party I figured I’d at least wear what I was going to wear to it for a little bit.
Having fun in my new shower! I could easily double my size and still fit in here. Or a cute lean encourager could join me and wash me down while I chug a shake 😉
My bathroom renovation is complete! How many nods to whales can you spot?
I’m often asked what it is I love about
#gaining and getting
#fat & this pic helps explain it. All I’m doing is sitting on the edge of my bed but I can feel all the food in my
#belly that rounds out the top of my
#gut but also all the rolls of fat in the back layering on top of each other. So hot!
Stuffed, freshly showered, and the belly rubbed down with cocoa butter to help the skin stretch. God, I just love this gut I’ve grown. 🐳
Had fun at Cake at G Lounge for Halloween. Wore my custom tube top from
@cut2medesigns.bsky.socialTank was feeling a little empty so I had a small snack at Juniors before Cake at G Lounge
Feeling nice and big tonight!
New place is finally pretty much all put together and clean enough to take some new belly pics. Next up for the condo is the bathroom reno so this fatass can take a spacious shower and maybe fit a twink in there with me!
Feeling enormously stuffed after a few days of big eating in the new place.
Didn’t make it to the Saturday night pool party for
#BiggerVegas as I had a splitting headache (perhaps too much glaring Vegas sun?) So I didn’t get a chance to show off my beach ball tube top for my gut ☹️
Channeling my spirit animal the blue whale 🐳 as I get ready for the Blue Crush pool party at
#BiggerVegas. Speedo, singlet, and kaftan by
@cut2medesigns.bsky.social Hat from Swish Embassy
I seem to be one of the few who brought a say something hat to the midday pool party at
#BiggerVegasBigger Detroit consolation dinner on the way to
#BiggerVegasDelayed flight means tonight is likely going to be BiggerDetroit instead of
#BiggerVegas.
Finishing packing for
#BiggerVegas. Who all is gonna be there?
Highlights from the Viking photo shoot I did in Reykjavik with
mink.isDamn I look really fat in that seated one!
Some of the pro shots from the cruise. More coming.
Nothing quite like being too fat for the airplane seat. Asking for the seat belt extender. Having a tray table that can’t fit in front of your belly and yet still managing to eat both in flight meals because how could I possibly skip food 😉
Last stop of the vacation. The Devil Wears Prada on the West End
So nice not having anything to do until much later in the day. All I did was wake up, have a big room service breakfast, and then went back to snoozing. Now I’m at a pub for lunch before heading to a show in the West End later tonight
Oh My! All the porters at the cruise terminal are strapping Dutch lads. I wouldn’t mind them handling my luggage and by luggage I mean belly
At this point in the cruise I think I am more than one half goat cheese. Both restaurants I frequented on ship have had goat cheese appetizers that I have loved. The other was a warm goat cheese soufflé
Dessert 4th dinner last night
Black is slimming, right? 😉 At the Cliffs of Eshaness.
That I had to rub my own stuffed gut with cocoa butter after 3 dinners is a war crime!
Dinner 3!
As I cross into the Arctic Circle and am as close to his home as possible, it seemed appropriate for this off-season Santa to show off his bulk. Now for dinner #3!
Myvatn Nature Baths. Can’t wait to get back to the ship to start eating again!
And now I’m sitting in second dinner before the entree has even arrived planning my room service order. God I’m such a greedy gluttonous gainer!
Hot tub with a view of the fjords after a trip to a beautiful waterfall and a hike part way up it
Signs you are a gainer: you have not even finished your main dining room meal and you open the app to pick out what you will get from specialty dining reservation later. The answer is the venison!
Hvammsvik Hot Springs: I went in pools 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, and 10 and into the ocean up to my knees before I said Fuck No! But pool 7 slowly got overtaken by the tide and was an interesting feeling as the cold water came over the edge and sank straight to the bottom under the hot spring fed water.
I stopped tracking meals because it was taking some of the fun out of it. But I am, needless to say, still eating tons. Also, gotta love a nearly midnight sunset.
Midday Whale Boil! Off to find second lunch
Yesterday was a two excursion day so I didn’t eat nearly as much. Started with a massive double room service breakfast and then ended with a lovely French meal in specialty dining but then crashed hard before I could order room service. Today’s stop was cancelled so it’s another sea day of feasting
Sea Day means 8 full meals. I expect a boat full of people with binoculars to be scoping my whale of a body out! 🐳
The attire tonight is Evening Chic/Dress to Impress. I kinda really want to go out just like this. It would certainly leave an impression 🐳
Love the feeling of buoyancy and roundness that swimming in a salt water pool gives! Two breakfasts (so far) doesn’t hurt the shape either 😉
[Nether|Ire|Ice|Scot|Eng]land(s) Trip: End of Embarkation Day
On board ship and first big meal eaten!
Dear world, why does “modern” and “chic” and “elegant” have to also mean “super low to the ground”
