it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"

"sir, i know you were first motivated to get into politics because you hated those uppity youngins with long hair during the carter administration but you need to go on Clavicular's podcast to talk about how football isn't based anymore"