The Strange Log
Documenting the strange poetry of changelogs and patch notes. All tweets are unedited and selected verbatim. Created and managed by
@thediscopony.bsky.social
- You can now use the control key to toot.
- Moon snail men can't punch or see
- Shadowheart will now remember if you broke up with her.
- Jason throwing knives at cars no longer causes catastrophic rocket cars.
- 2D fish remain, alas/rejoice
- Spouses less likely to run away into the dark abyss
- Poisonous forgotten beasts work more reliably
- No more giant piles of dice.
- You can now drink mayonnaise and jelly, and eat pickles