- Pizza Huts don’t close, they just go into a dormant state and masquerade as H&R Blocks or shady dental offices, only to return resplendent once the world again deserves stuffed crust pizza.
- Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations across the United States while its parent company continues a strategic review of the embattled brand. cnn.it/4bBOGps
- It is because we are impure and unworthy that the Hut has withdrawn, we must return to the days of Neogeo arcade machines and reading books, gaining both knowledge and pizza for our labors.
- “And so the Hut withdraws. To the outside observer it seems the Hut is defeated, retreating to tend its wounds, but a closer look reveals a different truth. The Hut has not been beaten, nor out-pizzaed, the Hut waits until its grease laden bread, its lakes of cheese, its ‘pizza’ is needed again.”
- Beautiful
