Callie Dot Dot Dot
Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
- Oh if you think you’re upset about Helen of Troy being Black, Western Man, just wait til you see twink Achilles
- You watch the markets to keep an eye on your investments. I watch the markets in the hopes of watching the economy collapse before my very eyes. We are not the same.
- EXCLUSIVE: Circle, circle, dot, dot, nations playground goers express concern, confusion, as RFK recommends against cootie shot
- Oh I guess I already did that a few years back and I didn’t even have to die! (This is a sincere reaction to some very middling wine)
- Meme me up and post me when I die
- Usually Davie Tranttenborough talks about gender stuff but she has insights into all sorts of subjects
- Pizza Huts don’t close, they just go into a dormant state and masquerade as H&R Blocks or shady dental offices, only to return resplendent once the world again deserves stuffed crust pizza.
- Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations across the United States while its parent company continues a strategic review of the embattled brand. cnn.it/4bBOGps
- Going back to 1999 to explain now: That nerdy guy that sells books is one of the richest, most awful people in the world, the guy from the Apprentice is president and is ruining the world, everything is run by pedophile billionaires, and we go to war with Iraq again and oh does it get worse.
- Crypto HODOR bros realizing they’ve been used to stabilize the fake crime money for the pedo class
- Me: Yeah, I’m pretty smart. Also me: What was the name of the girl in Lilo and Stitch? The main one?
- The Hague isn’t enough. We need Galactic Interpol to investigate this entire planet.
- Will Stancil? I’d rather he didn’t!
- Didn’t work, going back with a baseball bat to wait on the shore for that motherfucker tiktaalik to walk out of the sea
- Rich people at the country club like “Did you hear about the Johnson-McDonnevale-Braithwaites? Why, they’re so inconsequential they aren’t even in the Epstein files!”
- Epstein shit got me like, was Suetonius telling the truth?!?
- Have they tried building a large barrow of sticks, decorating it with shells, and doing a dance?
- Me when a cis person in my life m realizes how much this conspiracy has affected their reality:
- The Epstein Controls the World thing is a lot, and it’s got us all reeling, but as a person who has known that there are vast global networks plotting against me and those like me just for existing, I think I’m still processing it better than the average individual.
- Do you have a repertoire of anachronistic or geographically distant words, phrases, or expressions that you commonly use or are you neurotypical?
- Remember, if the paramedics come, say these things: -I do not discuss where I am bleeding from -I do not consent to a blood pressure reading -I will not discuss any medical treatment further without my doctor present -What is that light? That beautiful light? Is that you, grandma? Is that you?
- Vibe coding (using a vibrator to send Morse messages)
