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Bassets, complaints, swears
- Off to Oahu after 2 trips cancelled. First, I was in the midst of a restraining order fight (I got it. Yay, Team Tom). Then Ripley had medical issues (He‘s fine. Yay, Team Ripley). In my absence, please do something about this annoying Trump person. Thank you for your attention to this matter
- This is like hiring all of your Magic: The Gathering club pals because you think they are wicked funny and everybody is going to totally love them. Or randomly picking names out of a phone book. One of those....
- If LinkedIn became flesh, drank a bunch of Red Bulls and then let its inner Dunning-Kruger run wild --- it would sound just like this. Although, you have to admit, bringing someone on from HBO's Euphoria to help restructure the CBS News is the kind of outside the box thinking only meth can deliver
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- Reposted by TBogg+This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
- Bovino is headed back to El Centro which is basically Yuma without the glamor. He has stated previously that he would someday retire to North Carolina where, I guess, he owns an apple orchard. There he will probably spend the rest of his life spinning around every time he hears a twig snap.
- Emergency nurses treating ICE or Border Patrol agents after they hurt themselves tackling a five foot tall abuela should remember how they treated Alex Pretti and act accordingly.
- I‘ll add that CNN fired Don Lemon after he called out Ramaswamy on his bullshit about the NRA helping Blacks defend themselves against the Klan. Then smarmy Scott Jennings got a contract, and later the morning slot went to Audie Cornish to make sure nothing interesting ever happens again.
- At a certain point, when it becomes apparent a cable guest has every intention of continuing to lie, it becomes incumbent upon the host to end the interview with, “We’re done here. You’re lying and you need to leave and will never be invited back.”
- Maybe I’m being generous, but Matt Gaetz, Trump‘s AG pick before Pam Bondi, would probably say “fuck this shit, I’m out,” before he’d sink to her level. And this is a guy who paid a homeless teen trying to raise money to get braces to fuck him.
- Jesus. Fucking. Christ,
- Can I just point out to the good people of DC that Trump and Melania are hosting the premiere of the Melania movie Thursday night at the Kennedy Center for their invited guests. That might be a good opportunity to express displeasure with ICE kidnapping and murdering folks.
- Stephen Miller, along with Noem, Bovino, McLaughlin and a handful of others don’t have the kind of “fuck you money” to afford 24/7 security when they are out of government. They seem to forget that…
- Reposted by TBogg+ANOTHER ANGLE. This man was NOT brandishing a firearm. He was holding his phone. He then put his body between ICE thugs and woman. He was then sprayed with a chemical agent, tackled, disarmed, and executed. Plain as day. DO NOT let them tell you otherwise.
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- He was holding a phone and they approached him. Dead-eyed sociopath Tricia McLaughlin is a fucking liar
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- With a week to go, advanced opening day ticket sales for “Melania: Who Geeves Beeg Fock of Christmas Boosheet” at my local cinema shows 16 total seats pre-sold for 4 showings, which, using adult only ticket pricing + fees, will rake in $287.84. That’s not even a good night for a stripper.
- I feel like there are bottles of champagne siting in tens of millions of refrigerators waiting to be pulled out after, well, you know. I mean, I don’t even drink alcohol but I’ll probably join in because I’m a team player. Yay, us.
- It is only a matter of time before Trump's idiot followers start claiming he totally, really is Jesus because ... stigmata.
- There is no limit to the number of people Bovino will ship out of the country because they are taller than him.
- After watching America’s village idiot drool out insults at our allies at Davos this morning, I would not advise traveling to Europe anytime soon as an American. Maybe go as a Canadian: buy a Blue Jays hat and know more about hockey than it is a total hot bed of gay sex, if HBO is to be believed.
- “ I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
- Brilliant
- Big demand ay my local cinema house for opening night tickets for Melania: Ees Beeg Trouble For Moose and Squirrel
- I feel like every time Trump‘s motorcade passes a Burger King, they have to stop and a Secret Service agent has to go in and get him one of those cardboard crowns so he’ll shut the fuck up.
- I feel I have to bring this up every 4-5 months, but Peter Navarro ran for office five times in San Diego in the middle to late 90’s and voters told him to fuck right off all five times. And we have elected some real dipshits…
- It was all fun and games for ICE ... until today:
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- It occurred to me that I’m spending an inordinate amount of time on Bluesky muting people who are, to put it nicely, stupid. So I’m going to take break and read books which is at least enjoyable. So, in the meantime, here is Ripley to stare at you with great concern and/or curiosity.
- Mark Kelly should end every statement or televised response to Pete Hegseth with ”Also, fuck that guy.” Maybe throw in an occasional “drunk” or “rapist” for variety.
- The sad thing is Hakeem looks like he thinks he’s actually killing it up there. Dude is the unseasoned potato salad of the Democratic Party.
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- In the NYT story: “Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” Not in the story: “Both Mr. Maduro and Mr. Trump have been indicted, but only Mr. Trump has been convicted, which sets them apart.”
- There’s an unexpected opening to run Venezuela and, all of a sudden, Lane Kiffin is being super cagey about it….
- ”We could have on an expert in global affairs and conflict, but that would be elitist. So we’re here at an Autozone in Grand Rapids to ask Larry, Chet, Pablo and JD what they think about invading Venezuela and does this make Trump look super cool, while my boss Bari glares from the coolant aisle”
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- Messaging tip: If you lead with “Nicolas Maduro is a criminal and authoritarian dictator who has oppressed the people of Venezuela for years” and end that part with “the people of that country deserve better,” you have already lost. As the saying goes, “That guy could fuck up a baked potato.”
- For some enterprising media journalist, there is a book just aching to be written about how Bari Weiss (CBS), Will Lewis (WaPo) and Chris Licht (CNN) irreparably destroyed their storied news organizations at the behest of the billionaire owners seeking to suck up to Trump.
- This Is like reading a synopsis of one season of fuck-ups on HBOs Veep. Until the 60 Minutes thing, 90 percent of the public had never heard of Bari and now she is a nationally televised ten-car pileup of clown cars with people checking in to see “what that dumb gal did today.”
- NEW from me: Currently on tap for Tony Dokoupil on his first day as CBS Evening News anchor -- taking a private plane to Miami to so he can go jet skiing with DJ Khaled and play soccer with David Beckham. Take that, elites! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
- It’s all fun and games until Tony Dokoupil shows up for work on Monday and finds out it’s in his contract that he has to wear a Uncle Sam costume and he wonders why he didn’t take the “Tony the Weather Wizard“ gig at WOWT-TV in Omaha.
- Ending the year with neighborhood dogs: Bam Bam the basset Bunny the Lab pup Moxie the Dachshund And my two idiots: Ripley and Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé
- Hoody McDipshit took his mom to the prom and, suddenly, many questions have been answered. “She’s my date” [slap] “She’s my mom” [slap] “She’s my date and my mom” [slap]. “Forget it, Jake, It’s Utah…” [Saxophone plays, long shot of the Temple in the distance, a dog barks]
- The best way to watch this video is with the sound off, and watch his face as he’s fact-checked. He goes slack-jawed while gulping and looking for a friend to bail him out because he is just now figuring out that people are on to the fact that he‘s your basic garden-variety dipshit.
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- Ripley the dog
- Okay, I gotta pop in here. None of these had anything to do with the recent Kennedy Center name change. Issa Rae and Giddens canceled this past February. The plug was pulled on Hamilton in March. This is old news being sold as fresh rage-bait
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- Coming back your way next year...
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- Merry Christmas from “Reagan just got elected” 1980 me and “We were promised bacon” Ripley and Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé
