❄️ (Grove Tender) ❄️
🏳️⚧️She/Her
🏙️Chicago
✨Sparkliest girl at the gym
👩🍼Mother, but not to you
🪴Wife
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- Getting reposted by a t!gress *fan" (🥵) account was not on my 2026 bingo card ngl
- Tfw ur wife does ur eyebrows so good you don't recognize yourself
- Not to be difficult or anything but if you wanted to know my soul that badly you could just pick up these pieces and put them together you know
- Dear friends I regret to inform you that I've fallen and I can't get up
- Putting my soul in a paper shredder and firing it out of a confetti cannon in a tornado
- NYOOOOOMMM
- Sorry but if you respond nicely to one (1) thing I share with you you'll go on a list of people to share random everything else with and you have to put up with it
- There's whimsy in my heart motherfucker
- Purgatory
- Yearning
- Girls who show up to pizza at 11 like this
- I now have two anecdotal stories of tgirls hiccuping less post transition tell me about your hiccup life so I can have more data
- Early injection so I don't forget after date night! Don't forget yours, or else!
- Get you a girl who brings a rope to the date (she's prepared to escape the caves in case we get lost shiny hunting)
- Workplace mandated AI training is propaganda and I won't fall for it
