FinnaCorp International 🌐
Business conglomerate since 1971. You name it we do it... Half-assed and probably drunk. We bought our JD power awards and have no shame. Our CEO is Synthfox87.bsky.social
(This account is a parody of 1970's business)
- Misappropriating funds since '71™
- WHO WENT OVER OUR $13.79 CREDIT LIMIT ON THE MONTGOMERY WARD CHARGE CARD!!?
- You’re welcome
- NOTICE: We are currently out of gin in the employee lounge, but vodka, rum and other spirits are still available Sorry for the convenience
- Wangjangle It’s an industry term
- So we've been writing bad checks since 1971, what's the big deal?
- Can’t wait to have Gallagher smash watermelons and other shit at our next corporate event! #PoundinIt #Stanley #ThatsAGoodHammer #3M
- How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11 WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline
- We are proud to announce we have been awarded the 1981 workplace safety award because no one broke any furniture at the office Christmas party this year while slamming Mickey’s malt liquor from the little grenade bottles.
- We hope this fax finds you well
- What’s our phone number? You got the Yellow Pages
- Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if we’re not hammered?
- Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning? Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you! *side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
- Is this a business.?
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- Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker Same union
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- Here at MCFC and the fax is now live! 313-649-4442
- Business at MCFC! The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!
- Mickey’s malt liquor casual Friday powered by Chi Chi’s
- Business casual Friday
- Please be advised that for the FinnaCorp Holiday party 1982 we are only issuing 37 drink tickets per person, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.
- Yeah, Well you can come to our headquarters and see the new used 1964 Chryslers and Plymouths for half the price! Ask for Gordie Horton or Dick Flanagan
- Business.
- Rest assured that our computer is unaffected by the outage because we locked the tapes in the file cabinet.
- When you're thinking of value, you're thinking of FinnaCorp!
- Corporate jets are so 70’s, this is the 80’s which is why we have the corporate hot air balloon
- We’re gonna be out of the BUTT and into the FUCK if we don’t come up with that $36
- FinnaCorp, Feeling great in ‘78!
- FinnaCorp Going out out of business since 1971
- EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY ALL SALARIES WILL BE PAID OUT IN SERVICE MERCHANDISE GIFT CERTIFICATES
- We do a lot of things here at FinnaCorp But even we don’t take Discover Card.
- Can you fax a fart to Canada? Est-il possible de faxer un pet au Canada?
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- Happy new year!
- Just in time for Christmas, Teach young ones about electricity with this fun new play set from FinnaCorp
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