Misty Wolf
Love. Life. Art.
N/SFW artist. No minors. 🔞
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- Reposted by Misty Wolf"Format's bad, Maxx C'd Fuwa'd every game, decks are boring..." *Ques into another duel* An absolutely lovely piece by the wonderful @mystiewolffe.bsky.social ! Go give her stuff a look~
- “You only got a couple inches, why isn’t your drive shoveled yet?!” Fk u. This is as much as we could get today, about a two foot wide path, aprx halfway up the driveway. And that’s w using a steel spiked manual yard aerator & steel digging shovel to break up the ice into almost manageable chunks
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- Living out my y2k dreams. I might be a millennial approaching 40 in not too long, but that’s just means I’m old enough to know it’s an act of selfcare sometimes to let my fiesty inner teen run wild.
- It’s so rad that fashion repeatedly loops on itself, evolving w each iteration. Seeing “Y2K” fashion trends on the rise, and the modern interpretations of those trends, has been fantastically fun.
- maybe it just sends my inner teen leaping for joy to have the opportunity w adult money & body to be the main character energy I wanted to be at the time. The ditzy coquettish preppy girl, the teenage witch, the hot goth gf, the scene kid, the harajuku weeb. I can be any of them, all of them.
- I continue to grow increasingly unsettled as the winter storm forecast for our area continues to fluctuate btwn a couple inches to a couple feet. Are we getting rain? Snow? Ice? Do I need to prepare for building snowmen or building emergency fires? Who knows! #blizzardof2026 #snowmaggedon
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- Like…I know I’m trying to get more protein and fiber in my diet for health reasons… but like gahdamn. My gut is NOT used to it. I’m gonna have to make a skunk OC at this point. 🦨💨💨💨💨
- I mean just look at him?! How am I supposed to look into those big old boba eyes and not give him absolutely everything he wants.
- It’s totally against the law and nature to move a sleeping cat, especially one on your lap…a grievous sin indeed….but…. My phone is dying and I need my charger 😭 #sendhelp #catlapped
- Millennials be gettin old, fat & deeply introverted, so now the closest we get to a club/rave is jazzercizing by ourselves in our livingrooms to our fav y2k bangers
- I am always so grateful for the other races/cultures that have been able to teach white people (myself included) how to fucking bathe. we are goddamn filthy. No wonder we age like spoiled milk & have so many skin problems. Goin around unexfoliated, unmoisturized, unhydrated, & worse.
- Whether I’m reaching for African black soap, a Sapo, seshin mitts, cocoa & shea butters, Korean sunblocks & skin care, avocado based hair masks, etc, I know I can thank a non-white community for saving my skin & hair
- Man, it is so fucked that our whole generation was traumatized by final destination, and now we’re out here driving behind log trucks on purpose just like “bring it, I’m ready”
- Reposted by Misty WolfPound Cake 🐺🍑🦊
- Reposted by Misty WolfBetween the Lions fanart! 🦁
- Ya know…the first one has done pretty great, if this second variant also gets 100+ likes & 30+ reskeets, there miiiiiight be a nude version in it for ya 😘
- “You’re getting my good side, right?” (heh …who am I kidding, they’re all good sides. But I’m not gonna tell them that. More fun to make em sweat) #acnhNSFW #animalcrossingNSFW
- We made goal!!!! Thanks everyone 💛💙💛💙💛 Nude version now posted!
- Wishing you a Healthy & Happy 2026!
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- It started as an exercise in positive affirmation with my therapist, but for many years I have been establishing a “word of the year” to hold on to, to provide strength, encouragement, & support as I move into the new year. This has been especially important when I’ve had a difficult year before.
- “You’re getting my good side, right?” (heh …who am I kidding, they’re all good sides. But I’m not gonna tell them that. More fun to make em sweat) #acnhNSFW #animalcrossingNSFW
- “I’m getting paid for this right?” (A free public appearance? In this economy? Pfff) #acnhNSFW #animalcrossingNSFW
- Lukewarm take: It doesn’t matter how skilled the lead vocalist they bring in to fill the void, Linkin Park will simply never be the same. If the remaining members still want to perform, great. Rebrand. Cuz my Linkin Park died with Chester.
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- Reposted by Misty Wolfyall i STRONGLY recommend watching the jim carrey grinch movie high as a kite that was a religious experience merry christmas

- Reposted by Misty WolfI'm watching Hell's Kitchen high with wife and, and I think I finally understand why football fans yell at the TV
- On the first day of Slickmas my true mate gave to me An Omega on his knees On the second day of Slickmas My true mate gave to me Two fingerless gloves And an omega on his knees On the third day of Slickmas My true mate gave to me Three new sins Two fingerless gloves And an omega on his knees
- On the fourth day of Slickmas My true mate gave to me Four moaning femboys Three new sins Two fingerless gloves And an omega on his knees On the fifth day of Slickmas My true mate gave to me Five Gold Cock Rings! Four moaning femboys Three new sins Two fingerless gloves And an omega on his knees
- I could seriously keep going. Don’t tempt me.
- 🎶i wanna wish you a merry yiffmas 🎶i wanna wish you a merry yiffmas 🎶i wanna wish you a merry yiffmas 🎶from the bottom of my knot!

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- Merry Thicccmas to all and to all a good bite!
- Call me a Scrooge if you want, but I cannot stand goddamned Christmas music. HOWEVER! You better believe that when Carol of the Bells by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra comes on that I am cranking that shi ALL the way up and rockin the fuck out.

- All I want for YiffMas is to be smothered in tiddy. Girl tiddy, man tiddy, all tiddy.

- My plans for the holidays? Uh…as little as possible.
