- watching some old muppet shows. how did i not remember that the swedish chef has real human hands. incredibly fucked upFeb 5, 2026 03:34
- you feel something on your neck--BORK--a finger... now a hand--BORK--another hand and they... they...--BORK!--they start to squeeze
- Don't threaten ME with a good time. This is David Carradine, by the way.
