Brant in Real Life
normal man. just love people.
- Was gonna take it easy tonight but that first negra model went down super easy and it’s been a long ass day so we’ll see what happens next
- Mashing the hell yeah button on this one.
- Wild deal where the RGV is the coldest part of the state.
- Just the most contemptible trash imaginable, without apology. Even unexpected, it’s still shocking.
- Howling at these new hit ads on Ken Paxton that call him “too weird” for Texas.
- This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all. "Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact." people.com/ballerina-fa...
- Reposted by Brant in Real LifeThat night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think.
- “He lives on Sesame Street, DUMBASS” is a top 5 line from The Office for me
- No we don’t
- What is the sensible number of college-related pieces of flair on a vehicle? Asking for the guy with a vanity plate, a chrome emblem on tailgate, and two rear window stickers.
- Reposted by Brant in Real LifeSomeone outside the US: So, let me get this straight. The groundhog... Me: Is clairvoyant, yes
- Going to North Dakota for business sounds made up. “I’ve got to fly to Bismarck for a meeting, next week.”
- I have never seen a single episode of Survivor in my life so imagine my surprise to learn there are FIFTY seasons of it???
- Beast Games is a fascinating and sometimes terrible social experiment but I’m gonna tell you right now if I can mash a button to walk with a mill in a game where everyone’s there to make $5 mill anyway, I’m doing it all day everyday without further thought sorry not sorry at all.
- Perhaps just me, but Chappell Roan (big fan) has begun to look and sound like she doesn’t want to be anywhere she is. And sharing this thought is helpful because I’m a hetero middle aged white guy aka her target demographic.
- Incredible crossover collab of stupidity and cruelty.
- The nine-year-old has started dropping T’s like she’s from ‘Jersey. She just asked me if something was “impor-ant” and I was like where are you from, dude?
- Well well well
- Yeah they’re def canceling midterm elections
- Memorable college courses include Theater Appreciation, which had us all over DFW to see musicals and plays for college credit; golf, which I dropped because it was early Friday AM; Astronomy with the accompanying off-campus telescope lab; and then my favorite, Economics of Developing Nations.
- Love the redemption arc for Rybakina. I also think the women’s finals should be best of five. Not enough tennis for these competitors.
- And then I will forget to review that list and make a new list one week later. — me
