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- Random office chub
- Do I earn #tummytuesday credit or nah?
- Monday - it’s hard.
- Evidently been fucking him right. He fr bought me *NICE* Legos.
- See, I don’t always have a late dinner.
- Your friendly neighborhood responsible top reporting for duty
- Happy day off #mcm
- I will eat 🎂 for breakfast
- Semi hotel 🏨 🍆 , anyone?
- Sundays are the best. 1, 2, 3…
- Accepting humps 🍑🍰
- Post 1st 2026 🏃♂️, all ✅
