Matt Grote
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
- Call me Angela Bassett cause I did the thing (got out of bed and ran)
- Once again ruining post engagement with back day pics but cmon
- Did not realize there was a security camera in here whoops
- Instructions on how to put one arm down
- The best way to test your shoulder mobility is doing your own sunscreen and seeing where you missed
- Instructions on how to put your arms up
- Okay but what should I do in Rio I'm bad at traveling
- Why is it giving gay cyclops
- Iconically almost dying jogging in 80% humidity while still getting over a cold
- Can't wait to go to the... ...seminar on dynamical systems, I'm here for a work trip :(
- Statue of liberty looks weird today
- Gave myself a marginally different haircut
- These incompetent coward fucks aren't ready for Philly lol even the cops told em to try it and find out
- Finally making my sketch team watch Garfield Pet Force, I'm so happy
- I don't have anything new to say about Alex Pretti and ICE that yall haven't said or shared except maybe that the most available thing we have right now is each other. Do even the tiniest thing for your neighbors.
- Batman lighting or up angle?
