David Autovino
Voice Actor, nerd, union man, mic guy 🎙️
Games: Brawl Stars | Warframe | Cities: Skylines | Techtonica
Commercial: Nintendo | GMC | Dell | Wix
- 1/3 Curious why AI slop videos like Aronofski's new Revolutionary War series all have that trademark "look:" the bloomy lighting & slow, melodramatic camera push-in that makes them all look like a pharma commercial. Three theories:
- Reposted by David AutovinoI may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?
- Am glad a new version of the actual THE Muppet Show exists, but I still think most of the latter-day reboots have been more charming than funny, which is why "Muppets 30 Rock" is still my favorite: youtu.be/_BetgJuD1NA?...
- If you’re STILL struggling to find a convenient off-ramp from what you voted for with any scrap of dignity, the Epstein Files are right there, gift-wrapped with a bow. Imagine reading those horrors & still being able to confidently declare “yup, my naked emperor sure is wearing clothes”
- <sigh,> can’t believe I have to point this out: I know the normies think it’s neat to generate an AI caricature of themselves but if you work in or around the performing arts PLEASE don’t be so stupid as to VOLUNTARILY feed your likeness, THE THING YOU MAKE INCOME FROM, into the Plagiarism Machine
- Always feels a little dopey to be all “heRE’s a tHinG i likEd!” while every norm of good governance is being lit on fire but I finally just saw Sinners and holy hell give that movie every award 🔥
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- If you’ve ever dipped your fries into a frozen dessert at a certain OTHER fast food place, allow me to tempt you to level up 🔥🍗🥤 #VO #voiceover #DQ #swicy
- Watching the “Hey Dude” reunion show (live-streamed from the actual ranch where they shot it) & it has a very homemade, chaotic, “no one’s paying too much attention to what we’re up to over here” energy that I imagine filming the actual series had
- I’m not so naive as to expect a lot of prosecutions or jail time, I just feel like an email that contains the merest hint of a “Yo Jeffy, Ghislane, where da party at next week” should AT THE VERY LEAST result in being shunned from society and dying alone, otherwise what are we even doing here
- Reposted by David AutovinoWe need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
- Reposted by David Autovino"In theater" is a military term that refers to a wartime theater of operations. ICE and CBP agents are in Minnesota, which is one of the United States. The enemy in this military operation are citizens of Minnesotans and the United States.
- The Swicy Menu is here, so I can finally share that I’m the voice of this international ad campaign! Thanks for having me, Dairy Queen! #VO #voiceover #DQ #swicy
- So grateful I get to give my kids experiences like this. I mean, you shoulda seen how much cheese. A MOUNTAIN of cheese. …oh yeah, she thought meeting Elaine Hendrix was pretty great too 😆
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- Soothing my political anxiety by pretending I’m your nona & worrying over a sauce all afternoon
- Reposted by David AutovinoThe people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
- Question for your aunt who keeps posting “illegal is illegal” “they should have complied” “what about Laken Riley:” how many US citizens SHOULD be executed in the street to better enforce immigration law? 2? More than 2? Mm-hm, k, follow-up Q: is that the same number Jesus would have said, you think
- I'm rarely a meanie, but if you wanna hear me be comically self-aggrandizing for 60 seconds listen to my friend Joe's awesome podcast!
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- For the 3 or so other parents this might help: Netflix's "No Good Nick" has been the perfect "bridge" show from the Nickelodeon comedies my 9-yr-old loves ("iCarly" & the rest of the Dan-Schneider-house-style) into something with a more persistent plot & heavier stakes www.netflix.com/title/80231658
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- Stop, please let the Agriculture Secretary go first, she's doing something
- If I gotta deal with a force made disproportionately powerful by misguided policy that seeks to blanket the landscape in whiteness, I prefer the kind I can brush off my car
- My kids’ age-appropriate news magazine correctly ID’ing the two things bothering me the most this week
- #Voiceover client list for 2025! Even tho #vo took a major backseat to live theatre this past year, I still got to work with a ton of amazing clients. Time to put my foot on the gas for 2026!
- Teacher friends: the time to push back on your administrators who are eager to use more AI in the classroom is yesterday www.npr.org/2026/01/14/n...
- Mouthbreathers like Homan think Jack Nicholson was the hero in “A Few Good Men”
- Reposted by David Autovinothe discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
- Reposted by David AutovinoThis is exactly what I told someone yesterday. Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
- Reposted by David AutovinoI teach bystander intervention for a living and have taught de-escalation to law enforcement. Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
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- Not sure which I’m more troubled by: the cognitive dissonance of being horrified by an extrajudicial murder by a federally-sanctioned gestapo goon while packing my kids’ lunches & getting ready for work, or that my mental juxtaposition of normalcy & fascism is becoming all too familiar
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- During the last administration, I engineered & produced (and provided some VO for) the audio tour of the U.S. Capitol building, & was proud to help share the building’s history, both good and bad. That this plaque remains hidden from display is a personal embarrassment, as well as a national one
- Reposted by David AutovinoA reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:
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- Last #VO session of 2025 for a big national client and everyone involved is super-relieved that the huge snowstorm outside didn’t knock out my power #voiceactor #homestudio
- I can FINALLY share the hilarious Taskmaster-like comedy show we filmed in Colorado Springs, which will almost certainly explain the impetus behind me posing for this photo with the animal cast of the 1995 film "Babe" Watch on Youtube here: youtu.be/RJwW45yKtdw?...
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- Gorinches? Grinchillaz? How Damon Albarn Stole Christm- never mind, just listen to this, it rules youtu.be/gDdD9SBx8Pw?...
- My time directing in Whoville (aka OFC Creations) is almost done; it’s one of the biggest creative undertakings I’ve ever led, and I’m so grateful to our amazing cast, our brilliant creative team, and the most talented & supportive directing partner I could have hoped for in Eric Vaughn Johnson ❤️🎄❤️
- After multiple delays extended my 5hr flight to a 13hr odyssey, I’m enjoying the sweet, sweet relief of a row all to myself ✈️
- Not gonna lie: 5-hour travel days that become 12-hour travel days? Do not recommend 🙃
- A+ travel experience for me so far ✈️
- I’m afraid I may be hard to reach for the next 3 weeks or so, I had to relocate to Whoville for work
- Reposted by David AutovinoA family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
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- In the small rural township where I vote, I was number 17 on my machine so far (out of only 2 machines at my polling place). So yeah, proportionally, my single vote could totally swing an election. Maybe you could be as important as me 😎 #vote
