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A woke dogs and cats owner, love walking, Motor Bikes, Old Land Rover, Photography and Travel. Happily Married. An eX exile as I’ve had enough of the crazy! If you insult. Ill block , disagreement is fine.
Also I'm dyslexic, there will be typos 😁
I love screenwriting, films, music, traveling, photography, nature, animals, and kind people
-Go ask Alice. I think she’ll know.
-Knock on my door, bitches. I know my 2A rights too. This is MY country.
-Live and let live, it’s not difficult.
-Public schools were the foundation on which America was built.
-If you don’t like it scroll the fuck on.🌸
𝒟𝑜 𝒩𝑜 𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓂 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒩𝑜 𝒮𝒽𝒾𝓉
𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧
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ρҽαƈҽ,ʅσʋҽ &ᏂᎧᎮᏋ🫶🏻✨️✌🏻
🇺🇦🏳️🌈🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰
✨️TᕼEᗰOOᑎTᕼEᔕTᗩᖇᔕTᕼEᔕᑌᑎ💫
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¸.•* Ⓒσ𝕌яᗩg𝔼 .•*🐺
¸.•* ㄥ𝑜𝐘𝐚𝓛𝕀т𝐘 .•*👣
¸.•* p̾e̾r̾s̾e̾v̾e̾r̾a̾n̾c̾e̾ .•*★
¸.•* ѕtŘέ𝐍𝔤тн .•*☯
Old time union dem.
Veteran
Sober and liberal.
Survived an ill spent youth and have been living a life second to none for a long time now.
No DMs. I don’t look at them.
Pro-Democracy Democrat. Anti-MAGA. Not accepting lies. Proud Illinoisan Will fight for freedom. Senior citizen who’s PISSED. Wife mother of 4 adult children. No grandkids only grand cats/dogs. I rescue animals
#VoteBlue #Pinks
🔔USMC Vet🇺🇸🫡🗽Cat Papa🐈⬛🐈
🌻🔱💛💙Slava Ukraini💙💛🔱🌻
🛡️🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇨🇦🇬🇱🇲🇽🇮🇱🇹🇼🇪🇺🛡️
⚔️🗽None are coming to save 🇺🇸⚔️
🚫No FB/FBR/FBPE/Engagement🚫
⚠️Selling anything= Block⚠️
Fight for justice.
Search for peace.
Pursue happiness.
FACTS NOT FICTION
CURATOR not CREATOR
News • Politics • Observations
* It doesn’t have to be this way *
She/They. Old. Minnesota now. Whole decades in OrangeCountyCA, WheatonIL, &OmahaNE. Invested in people, community, data, the scientific method, history, &the future. Real justice is distributive not punitive. ASD. Born in St Paul, but love Minneapolis too.
I support my trans grands and beloved immigrant family.
I'm with Bernie.
I love animals more than a lot of humans.
Unapologetic sass.
Not looking for love or private chats and, thanks to piggy, no money to give.
11/6/24
#MichiganResists
#BlueCrew
Massachusetts mom and grandmother, lifelong Democrat. Trump hater and a firm believer in equal rights for all.
#Blue resister!
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
GO BLUE!!! Artist. Spoonie. Ret. college music teacher and jazzer (trumpet). S FL, USA, ally to LGBT, especially T! 71yrs, married 49, sober 19 (AA). Suicide prevention, former animal rehabber. INMJA he/him/not yours
“Organize, agitate, educate must be our war cry.” (Susan B. Anthony).
#BlueCrew #Resisters Retired English teacher, BA PoliSci, MA Ed. Published poet, activist in love with our Democracy, and I’m a proud fucking bitch.
🚫 DM = BLOCKED🚫maga🚫hate🚫Porn 🚫crypto🚫Republicans
🔵 In Red Oklahoma - Retired IT Professional and Author
#Resist #Resistence #BlueCrew 📎
🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙#I voted for her#I always vote Blue.🚫no porn bots 🚫no maga🚫no beggars. 🚫No bitcoinI like long walks bowling and the gym. And my dog Lucy.🚫no dm great grandma of ,5 democrat.
I fight for the People & Planet.
Tyranny is here
dismantling our freedoms,
gutting protections
& escalating climate collapse.
Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121
@People-Planet.bsky.social
🚫Porn, MAGA
Proud
#Kelper. Love the 🇫🇰 Falkland Islands flora and fauna. Amateur bird watcher..Nikon Z7 and Z8 cameras...I use the 180/600mm Nikon for wildlife photos..
Happily married so no sleezy messages.
NO BITCOIN, NO DMs, NO PORN, NO GOFUNDME.
SAVE DEMOCRACY
DOWN WITH DICTATORS
ABOLISH ICE
* Nurse since ‘98
* I ran a half marathon
* Study español
* Flexitarian
* 💜cats, books, travel
* Crochet | Knit 🧶
* Daughter has
#MS,
Mother has
#Dementia
Cover:
#CliffsOfMoher 🇮🇪 ‘16
Female,PNW blue 🌊.Hate the regime 🍊💩🤡 Rock n music lover, Grunge, rock, metal, blues,funk,occasionally other stuff lol! 🌊🐸🤟🎶and artist..Diversity is a must. Female ally🩷lgbtq ally, males who support females
ally.Lefthanded far left lefty! 🐸🌊🎶ask to DM
Pro democracy. AGAINST Racist, sexist, selfish, greedy, criminal Republicans destroying OUR government.
Save the Earth 🌍 Save your life.
VOTE BLUE every election, every race, for a livable planet and a fair, kind society.
Friends call me GG.I love cats and dogs, but dogs are my favorite. I love seniors and children, but I hate liars. Military brat always getting into (GoodTrouble) (Resister) (Activist) NO BIO-NO FOLLOW BACK NO DMs (Democracy) (MilitaryFamily)
Midwest Voter 🎙️Blue Voice in the Burbs.
Political News ⚖️ 📰 Pets 🐕🦺 Engagement 💬
Kamala is my President! | Founder of Pinks🍂
Introvert | Coffee Addict | Women’s Rights
I lost my amazing 25 year old son to Fentanyl. expat kid. Atheist Buddhist, Third Culture kid,
#LSU, 32nd, and ninja.
🚫MAGA 🚫zealot’s
Born on a mountain in Appalachia.
#Anti-Fascist | Democrat |
#Resist | Former Photographer for a ‘80s Band | Art | History | Archeology | Science | Audiophile | Film | Gen•X | Disabled | Therianthrope | 🇨🇦🇩🇰🇮🇸🇺🇦🏴☠️🎸☕️🎧👨🏻🦽🖤
📍Battersea Power Station
Health Science and Technology Teacher RN retired OBAMA GOTV HQ Daughter of ANTIFA “The Greatest Generation” We need this Courage now in this Hellscape of Corruption and Overthrow of Democracy!
Photo of my Dad WW2 Berlin #4 Commando SAS 1945
Hubby, dad & grandpa. Animal & Nature lover, avid hiker, snarky photography enthusiast...pics are all mine (unless repost) and are mostly captured in northern Arizona or southern Utah. Hope you enjoy the vibe! 🕉
anti dogma dog mama posting pictures of trees
feminist / gen x / 2x cancer survivor / animal lover / art / do your kegels /audhd / disabled / queer af
a kolchak fan in a kojak world
failed foster dog
the gender binary is stupid imo
Democrat, artist, outdoor enthusiast
Western Washington 🏡
Message me right after I follow you is a automatic block
Old lady firm democrat!
Blue Resisters
No crypto no magas no pornography no DMs
No AI 🤖
Gen X
Observational Ranter
New York Democrat 💙
Nature and Animal Lover🌳🌲 🐈⬛🐕🐢🦉🦇
Sassy and Classy! Always full of hope, here to be kind and respectful!!! No mean girls/boys!! INTJ I am NOT MAGA, keep me off your damn lists!!!! PLEASE, NO DM's without permission!!!! I will immediately block 🚫
Made in Canada. I’m neurodivergent, in my 60s, hard of hearing, and a centre-left liberal who is resisting right-wing populism and fascism. Je peux lire et écrire en français. Vive le Canada! Elbows up!
📍 Toronto, Ontario, Canada
#RESIST
Democrat. Hawaii was home for 35 years. Now in the Desert Southwest, Arizona.
Please do not ask me for money. I’m unable to donate.
No Crypto or investing.
Please NO DM’s, thank you.
If you don’t have a BIO, I will not follow. Also no posts.
Recluse photographer
Crappy Poet
Grumpy Bike Commuter
If I posted it, I shot it (unless otherwise stated/reposted)
More art, less bullshit.
PNW • PDX
🚫religion 🚫politics
Things are not starting out well in 2026 for America, Social media is like reading a good book with interesting characters, but sometimes you need to move the plot along. I do have suggestions. Luv an allegory. Luv historical fiction.
I speak for me: a Liberal, a Democrat, & a Sane person who believes in facts, reality, science, healthcare, & civil rights. I fight for a sustainable future.
🏳️🌈⚖️🍂
Pronouns: he/him
Ecosystems: Windows/Android
Languages: English/C#/SQL
Liberal AF
Autistic
#TrueBlue • Just another lost soul swimming in the fish bowl•#ResisterSister • democrat since birth •Blonde peace loving yogi• let's make a difference and spread kindness
#WomensRightsAreHumanRights☮️🕉️🏃♀️🧘♀️#VoteBlue 🚫DM or instant block• I will VET you
Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us.
I am an Autism advocate on behalf of my son who has Autism. I love ❤️ cats 🐈 and dogs 🐕. I enjoy reading 📚, and listening to 80's music 🎶 former Daycare teacher,👩🏫
