Scoot assists a time lord 3…
There are Pynchon chapters everywhere for those with eyes to see
Giannis allays fears of Kalshi conflict of interest by assuring Adam Silver that users can only wager on whether Thanasis will be traded
uhhhhh what in the entire actual hell?????
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
Scoot shareholders tomorrow
Tiago Splitter says Scoot Henderson is playing tomorrow.
I mean!!!!
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
WE GET IT
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Yay ❤️
Palantir stock is falling again today. It's now down more than 25% over the past month.
BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.
real hoops at the garden?
Lord was doing tricks on it
losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme
Being the Only Person Who Knows What They’re Doing at the Gym is a tough beat but someone has to take it
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
A trade deadline week stunner.
Lakers center Jaxson Hayes has been suspended one game for pushing a Wizards mascot.
The first host
The first-ever cast of SNL UK has been unveiled:
• Hammed Animashaun
• Ayoade Bamgboye
• Larry Dean
• Celeste Dring
• George Fouracres
• Ania Magliano
• Annabel Marlow
• Al Nash
• Jack Shep
• Emma Sidi
• Paddy Young
Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost emailing Josh Harris: dont lik mccaine. Too mny gourds on sizers. best off tradding him.
2 week local media meltdown when he shows up to a western conference finals game with a manicure
BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers are trading guard Jared McCain to the Oklahoma City Thunder for a 2026 Rockets first-round pick and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
Blazers pissed away their lead by turning it over a bunch and 3s not hitting?
Vit Krejci saved the blazers brokeass life
Ryen Russillo
Vit Krejci saved the blazers brokeass life
james harden every couple years
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Prolific swap of the star point guards.
I LOVE when desires are met and significant tax savings are created!!!
Bulls and Pistons have desires met here in a young and veteran guards to Chicago and a sharpshooter goes to Detroit. Minnesota creates significant tax savings and roster space as they pursue a Milwaukee star this week.
10AM is basically 9:30AM, so coffee break. 10:30AM is almost 11AM, which is basically 12PM so it's lunch time.
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
For at least five years the goings on of Bill Stencil have never been what I would consider “my business.” And yet I know more about him than I remember of my great-grandparents.
After ongoing negotiations in recent weeks, Shams Charania and the NBA have entered an exclusive partnership window that will include his participation in the Ruffles Celeb Game at NBA All-Star.
random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
Played a 94 point word against my dad in nyt words with friends
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
2/3/78 Cold Rain and some mud this morning
#YUP youtu.be/bkS0_a3XPQM?...
Cold Rain and Snow (Live February 1978)
YouTube video by Grateful Dead - Topic
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
Looking forward to DHS continuing their practice of claiming footage was lost, not captured, or part of an “ongoing investigation” and dropping it into a lockbox behind miles of red tape
Meanwhile their officers will keep doing murder and congress will give them their billions
Kristi Noem: “Effective immediately we are deploying body cameras to every officer in the field in Minneapolis.”
Brantley Gilbert AND Lee Brice???
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
The world was never the same
ten years ago today no one clapped
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Monday before the mud
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
Portland Trail Blazers after January
Just left an ICE Protest in Portland OR that started at City Hall and marched to the ICE building. Main demand was "revoke" the lease that lets the agency use their building.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
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put the bloody kettle on for industry (haven’t seen a second of it)
multiple trump-created crises converging with deadly results.
The masses discovering religion:
