Dan Liebke
Man without a bio
For my thoughts on cricket, follow @liebcricket.com
For my thoughts on everything else, follow this account.
danliebke.com
- Before we had aura farming, our ancestors survived through aura hunting and gathering. They'd spend all day foraging the lands for rizz. Simpler times. Better times.
- I have just learned that the Astor Theatre in Melbourne will be screening the Adam West Batman movie next month and I think this is now officially the movie I’m most excited to see in 2026.
- Waitress: (apologetically) I’m sorry, sir. We’re all out of the Big Lebowski. Would you like a Medium Lebowski and a Filet-o-Fargo?
- I guess I just thought that the ‘interesting times’ we were cursed to live in wouldn’t be quite this ridiculous.
- Here we are, on the island where they film Survivor, reading a book by Survivor @stephenfishbach.bsky.social, based on his Survivor experiences, while wearing Survivor buffs won in Survivor competitions run by the @previouslyonas.bsky.social podcast. Can YOU guess the holiday theme? #Survivor 🌴
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- LOTR elves: We sail now into the uttermost West. Our time in Middle-Earth passes like mist before the dawn. We leave behind only whispers in the woodland, starlight upon the water, and the memory of our song in the hearts of Men. Santa: lmao, get in the fucken workshop, bitches
- Lunchtime reading
- First Dates with the Songs from Queen’s Greatest Hits (aka 'Can anybody find me somebody to date?') newsletter.danliebke.com/p/first-date...
- First Dates with the Songs from Queen’s Greatest Hits (aka 'Can anybody find me somebody to date?') newsletter.danliebke.com/p/first-date...
- "Somebody To Love - Arrives already emotional. Asks deep existential questions before you’ve ordered drinks. Needs constant reassurance that the date is going well. Checks their reflection in every surface. When you excuse yourself to the bathroom, texts asking if you’re coming back."
- un-NY UN? N? Y?
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- More than half of these have nothing to do with cricket, BTW. So feel free to check those out. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/2025-year-...
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- Reposted by Dan LiebkeAnd to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
- Look, I think this is pretty funny.
- A Claus Encounter newsletter.danliebke.com/p/a-claus-en...
- Lunchtime reading.
- A Claus Encounter newsletter.danliebke.com/p/a-claus-en...
- A Claus Encounter newsletter.danliebke.com/p/a-claus-en...
- James Gunn still investing in Krypto, I see.
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- Deus ex leprechauna?
- To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 103, in which there are leprechauns and, yes you read that right, leprechauns newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
- Easily the weirdest X-Men comic I've ever read.
- To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 103, in which there are leprechauns and, yes you read that right, leprechauns newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
- Ooooh. So close. #Survivor
- The Grim Reaper: (furiously) Go clean your sickle! Grim Reaper's daughter: (Death-defying) No!
- When people call me an ‘a-hole’, I always ask whether they mean the hole in a capital or lower-case ‘a’, because the difference between being a triangle and a circle is enormous. Yet nobody ever clarifies. Instead, they double down on their irritatingly vague sentiments.
- My girlfriend asked me to make eye contact with her while we're talking, so I poked her in the cornea, and *still* she's furious with me!
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- LOL that sloth is a 'deadly sin' and, yet, if you murder a sloth, suddenly you're the bad guy as far as PETA is concerned.
- "So I'm watching myself in the mirror, playing with some Russian dolls as I reminisce about the time I video-taped myself watching Inception. And I think... boy, I could go a turducken around about now." is the kind of joke-within-a-joke I plan to post someday.
- Really miss Mika. A dude who'd rhyme purple with hurtful and not apologise for it. Ca-ching indeed, my good man.
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- Hard to believe I've written 100 of these already! What a milestone
- To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 100, in which Jean channels her inner Bruce Willis and a lack of roboticism proves problematic newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
- Let's be blunt. The worst thing about being an angel is having the magnets implanted in your skull so that the halos work.
- COURT TRANSCRIPT "Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it." "Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch." "No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."
- An unboxing video, but it's just Rocky Balboa on a cigarette break
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- Wouldn't it make more sense to spell it 'ampers&'?
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- I can never remember the difference between NBA and NDA, so to be safe, I just never talk about basketball.
