my dinner was one of those snack pots of brazil nuts and I’ve just read that not only is that way too many brazil nuts in terms of selenium, it’s definitely also a sad-arse dinner

Do you know what Brazilians call Brazil nuts?

tell me

Pará nuta, because that's the part of Brazil where they come from. But what do Argentines call them?

what do Argentines call them?

I’m going with Peru nuts.

It's Beni nuts, which is the region of Bolivia where they are found.

PS Don't check any of this because I googled it 10 years ago and that's what I found but googling now it seems everyone calls them either Brazil nuts or Amazonia nuts, sorry.

I also found that brazil nuts contain 1000x more radium than any other food, so Irene is probably radioactive now.

i’m also 1000x more Amazonian 👀

Quickly, get bitten or stung by something!

impossible

MY GOD YOUR FEET ARE TURNING ALREADY!