Dan Harmon Sucks (It's a Really Bad Fan Site)
Poorly run Dan Harmon fan site, that's been behind on updates and news since 2010!
Community, Rick and Morty, Harmontown etc.
The Jim Belushi of fan sites.
https://www.danharmonsucks.com
youtube.com/danharmonsucks
- Donald Trump is OBSESSED with "proving" he "won" in 2020. He did not. He didn't win in 2024 either. They clearly intend on rigging the 2026 election just like they (with fellow pedophile Elon Musk's help) did the last one.
- I wish Bluesky would give updates on reported posts/users, because I'm seeing more and more MAGA bots/trolls coming here and want to know if anything is being done about them.
- Donald Trump, the unelected child-raping dictator and traitor, must be removed ASAP. And JD Vance, the creepy sexist asshole who abuses his kids must be removed along with him. But Republicans will do what they always do, obstruct any impeachment to protect their power.
- To this day I don't believe for a SECOND that pedophile Donald Trump actually won the 2024 election. I doubt he even won in 2016. Elon did some shit with the voting machines in exchange for being able to go after the agencies targeting his companies via "DOGE", the sick fuck bragged about it.
- Trump "taking Ls" is cool and all. But we're all still waiting for him to take the biggest "L." Life in prison.
- Football is still pain.
- Oh wow, the majority of the right-wing MAGA Nazi pedo-propagandists on Twitter are from anywhere BUT the US? Who could have seen this coming? Well, besides everyone with more than the three collective brain cells of the MAGA cult.
- Bit of a wild take here, but if you knowingly help protect a pedophile who raped kids you should be in prison right along with said pedophile. This means you, Karoline Leavitt.
- Until someone else does it too, then I'm the Jim Belushi of...all that.
- I'm the Dan Harmon of writing scripts for episodes of a fake radio call-in show for a Supermarket Simulator store to use on a Twitch channel no one watches because I only stream on it once or twice every few months.
- I lived in New York, Troy. I know what a baggle is.
- Hilariously, I've actually written (nearly) two full episodes of this nonsense. And one of the callers is named "Duncan Oliver." (There is definitely a Community reference in that call.)
- Still looking for this, BTW. Those clowns stole two TDs from future Hall of Famer Antoine Winfield Jr. Completely unforgivable.
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- Donald Trump is lying again. Must be a day that ends in "day."
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- He likes gay jokes.
- Destroying the White House is just another reason that child rapist Donald Trump should be removed from power. But as we know, Republicans are cowards and traitors who crave money and power for themselves above all else. And a whole bunch of them are also pedophiles as well.
- Football is pain. Bucs for life.
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- Love is not admissible evidence!
- Also looking for a competent President for a country that is currently in a nosedive straight into full-on fascism. Preferably one who has never raped any kids, isn't a white supremacist, a disgustingly bigoted asshole, a sexist sexual predator who hates women, or a compromised Russian asset.
- WANTED: Competent officiating for professional American football league.
- Oh, what a shocker. The guy who killed Charlie Kirk wasn't any of the things the right-wing nutjobs trying to start another civil war said he was. But Donald Trump is still a pedophile who raped children.
- Unless it's somehow the ONLY way to keep their own (likely stolen) power, Republicans will NEVER go along with removing Trump. The GOP is the party of wanting to marry children and being able to "legally" rape their wives under "religious" protections. They couldn't care less that he raped kids.
- CBS cancelling The Late Show is beyond pathetic. Fuck you Donald Trump, for that and ten million other things. You disgusting, evil, child-raping piece of fucking shit.
- Me: Has a ton of work to do on the site. Also me: Writing multiple scripts for episodes of a fake radio call-in show for a fake grocery store I made in Supermarket Simulator for my Twitch channel instead of working on the site.
- Also, I'm actually "making" the radio show. Using the standard TTS voices that basically every streamer uses for their Twitch alerts. Because that's still better than me trying to do the voices myself lmao.
- There are "AI" TTS voices that are almost always used for faking actual actors and characters voices, I'm not using them.
- One of the Community season six pages update history is like 30 seconds ago, six years ago, ten years ago. I'm getting to it finally. Taking bets on how long before I give up lol.
- It's also forcing me to add more character pages since I changed some things to get data from them instead of having to readd the same stuff over and over again to every page.
- Always remember that Republicans are the ONLY reason Trump was not convicted and removed during his first illegitimate term. And because of them he's now starting a war illegally, after "somehow" getting reelected despite being historically unpopular. Fuck Republicans. Fuck MAGA. Fuck Trump.
- Site's still in maintenance mode, probably gonna be for a while. I really want to get the backend stuff fixed up so I don't have five different setups for every section lol.
- As much as I love seeing Trump as miserable as possible at his pathetic parade, I'd much rather never see him again.
- He needs to go away forever, to an Ultra-Super-Mega-Max prison. Along with the rest of the bastards that enable him.
- BTW, fuck Nazis.
- Troubleshooting Wordpress is real fun.
- *looks at all the backend stuff for the site, immediately gets a headache trying to remember what's what*
- Trying to figure out what plugins I don't need anymore, which is hard when one of them could be used on a random page lol.
- I *think* I managed to get it properly moved to the new host, not getting any major errors on the various pages so hopefully everything's good. As long as it still works once I switch the actual domain name over lulz.
- At this point I think I've only actually worked on the site like five out of the nearly fifteen years it's been around lol.
- Hrmm...
- Well I got a new webhost, so HOPEFULLY I can get the site moved over to it with no issues.
- So, start raping them when they're 14, and if they don't die from the multiple unwanted pregnancies they're forced into or kill themselves (or someone else by driving drunk) with alcohol before they're 21 then maybe they can vote. Sounds like a MAGA pedo utopia.
- Well it looks like my webhost broke something because all the Wordpress installation/management stuff is gone from CPanel.
- Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump Fuck Nazis. Not that hard to get.
- My cat's not done RAGING against the MACHINE! She's basically Britta. (I'm the "machine", apparently.)
- I think a better suggestion for the dems calling up Elon is telling him if you testify that you rigged the election then maybe you'll only be in prison for 40 years instead of multiple life sentences.
- I know this is supposed to be a fun Dan Harmon fan account, but I just have to say it. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Elon Musk and I hope they both go down in flames for good.
- I have to start making internet money again. Who wants to buy some new shitty t-shirt designs?
- Sure sounds like the unelected, narcissistic, pants-shtting orange traitor in chief is threatening people who speak out against him. "Free speech" my ass.
- Hey, anybody know a genius-level offensive guru that coaches football and could call plays for an NFL team in west-central Florida? Preferably one that won't betray the team after one season to go to the god damn fucking Jaguars.
