daisy bard
writer and personality model.
she/her
- daniel radcliffe is nailing a post-child-star career. unhinged comedies, weird original screenplays, actually understanding what he’s great at…you love to see it
- everyone in euphoria is way too famous to be doing a new season of euphoria
- i love salman rushdie. huge fan. i mainly know him for his film work (cameo in bridget jones’ diary 2001)
- this song, but about margarita pizza
- pitch: year round advent calendar. i don’t think opening a chocolate every day should be reserved for december. would put a pep in my step in eg march
- fontanelle is a beautiful name for a girl
- going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone
- reached the stage of pregnancy where i can balance stuff on the bump. have essentially metamorphosed into a table
- pregnancy is literally this
- very good never read
- greggs sponsorship when
- instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”
- is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple
- for once i am speechless
- the ending to mad men we should have had
- gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies
- i won’t be watching the new harry potter series because i like trans people 🤷🏻♀️ and she is an exec producer and she will be getting money from it so pretty simple one that
- RE-RELEASE CONCLAVE IN CINEMAS NOW
- saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live
- anyone else feeling like the dire wolf has some inscrutable part to play in this whole stock market nightmare? dire wolf of wall street is that anything
- there is actually nothing more humiliating than the list of hashtags under comedians’ online videos #relatable #comedy #viral
- next season of white lotus there should be no murder. just people enjoying the breakfast buffet
- dababy this, dababy that, when are we gonna listen to da adult
- my dog is in the cutest mood rn
- were there any good april fools today?? feel like it was radio silence
- just discovered that american dennis the menace looks like this (left) and feel compelled to inform you all that english dennis the menace looks like this (right) and they were published completely independently by two different people on the EXACT SAME DATE in 1951
- when someone follows like 60k people on here…what an impressively quick way to reveal your mental illness
- The Studio is SO GOOD. the koolaid/jonestown thing is so well conceived if i had written that i’d be the smuggest bitch on this planet
- no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
- on holiday and falling in love with approx 1 million stray cats a day
- the economist, paper of the people
- anora? i hardly know her!
- YOUR body is a temple. My body is a haunted house
- found this on twitter, funniest thing i’ve ever seen, sharing here
- happy about the baftas, hoping oscars will do the right thing
- did the far superior Barberheimer this weekend: Bridget Jones: Mad about the Brutalist
- obsessed with the republicans who thought kendrick’s performance was patriotic. they just saw red, white and blue and started humming the national anthem. no critical thoughts no brain cells just vibes
- buffy made me, a jewish teenager, want to buy a cross necklace. my mum was furious but could you blame me
- every time i see a kanye rant nowadays this is all i can think of
- that’s MOTHER….thank you mastercard
- if you're booking a holiday just an fyi: i'm seeing stuff online, DO NOT stay at the White Lotus. there has been a murder for the last 3 years in 3 of their different locations. there are other hotels. tripadvisor is your friend. you're welcome.
