DadMovie Dad
Hey Kids, Dad here.
Every movie is a dad movie if I watch it, and once I figure out this danged DVD player, there’s something to learn from each and every one of them.
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- 1 thing I learned from my #LastFourWatched: No trip is complete without someone getting their heart broken. #LetterboxdFriday 🍿 #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies
- Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲
- 3 things I learned from #WeBuryTheDead: 1. Downward Dog can be fatal. 2. Consistent grinding will absolutely obliterate your teeth. 3. An awful lot of people have finished their business. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies #fearfriday 📽️ boxd.it/d0PacR
- 3 things I learned from #Glory: 1. Walking slowly shoulder to shoulder toward canons is not the wisest form of attack. 2. Sometimes even the good guys are the bad guys. 3. Everyone puts on their last suit sooner or later. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #throwbackthursday boxd.it/cZZjEr
- 3 things I learned from #Anaconda (2025): 1. Intergenerational trauma is the best. 2. Even when you're parents are gone, you still have chairs. 3. Eric Stoltz ain't from the block. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/cZemGh
- 3 things I learned from #PeopleWeMeetOnVacation (Mom's pick): 1. No song has ever been improved by the appearance of a saxophone. 2. You can buy condoms in bulk. 3. If you want to meet "The One," just stop being yourself. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #netflix boxd.it/cYft0l
- 3 things I learned from #Newsies: 1. Don't piss off the help. 2. If you can be anything in the world, be on a train bound for Santa Fe. 3. Sometimes no news is fake news. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Disney+ boxd.it/cXlGP5
- 3 things I learned from #YouOnlyLiveTwice: 1. A corpse has no sense of timing. 2. Never turn your back to a paper wall. 3. Piranhas don’t look very threatening from above water. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #netflix #007Sundays #BondNeverDies boxd.it/29Rw
- 3 things I learned from #TheRip: 1. Dogs can’t be crooked cops. 2. If you live in 2025, never answer a rotary phone. 3. Snitches get stitches. Also dirty cops get stitches. Also sometimes even clean cops get stitches. 🤷🏼♂️ #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #netflix boxd.it/NP5y
- 3 things I learned from #Somnium: 1. Be certain you're really deleting the things you're deleting. 2. Some sensory deprivation chambers use lights and sounds. 🤔 3. Time flies when you're being experimented on. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies #fearfriday 📽️ boxd.it/cU28op
- 3 things I learned from #FranternityVacation: 1. Never be overly affectionate with an undercover vice-squad officer. 2. Don't use a telescope on a roof without wearing a belt. 3. You can't consent unless you know you're consenting. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #throwbackthursday boxd.it/cTa4Nx
- 3 things I learned from #TheShrouds: 1. Teeth feel your emotions. 2. Never hire a family member. 3. Dogs are a powerful aphrodisiac. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/cSjOmh
- 3 things I learned from #TheWomanInCabin10: 1. Don't rock the boat unless you can swim. 2. The ultrarich love fireworks even more than the rest of us poors. 3. Never carry another person's hair in your pocket. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #netflix boxd.it/cRgAmn
- 3 things I learned from #FreeSolo: 1. You pick your girl. She picks your furniture. 2. A karate kick can save your life. 3. Getting high on camera can be a very nerve wracking experience. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #netflix #Disney+ #DadDoc boxd.it/cQaCbl
- 3 things I learned from #Thunderball: 1. Never attend your own funeral while still alive. 2. Exercise machines can be torture. 3. It’s never too late to learn to swim. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #netflix #007Sundays #BondNeverDies boxd.it/29SE
- 3 things I learned from #WakeUpDeadMan: 1. A doctor is the first person who will stab you in the back. 2. Don't bite off more than you can swallow. 3. Christianity has a dark side. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #netflix boxd.it/cNF4g7
- 3 things I learned from #NoOneWillSaveYou: 1. A door is not a door when it's flying at your face. 2. A scream is understood in every language. 3. If you can't beat 'em, dance with 'em. Side note: Apt title. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies #fearfriday 📽️ boxd.it/cMxHsL
- 3 things I learned from #Dreamscape: 1. An axe will absolutely obliterate a snake man. 2. Whether or not a saxophone plays music is a matter of opinion. 3. The wrong man will rip your heart out. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #throwbackthursday boxd.it/cLDLy7
- 3 things I learned from #TheSmashingMachine: 1. When you're big enough, all doors are made of cardboard. 2. You can't get motion sickness on a carousel. 3. Many officiators don't know the rules of the sport they're officiating. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cKK4lJ
- 3 things I learned from #TheLongKissGoodnight: 1. When you make an assumption, you make an @$$ out of you... and umption. 2. You can't be a secret agent without being a chain smoker. 3. Chefs have a lot of weird habits. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cJQbMF
- 3 things I learned from #InYourDreams: 1. Dads are always good for a nap. 2. It's physically impossible not to push any button labeled "ROCKET MODE." 3. Pizza is supposed to be freaky. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/Ghcw
- 3 things I learned from #Goldfinger: 1. Keep the space heater away from the bathtub. 2. If you’re looking for a trophy wife, gold paint isn’t the answer. 3. The right hat can be a sharp addition to any outfit. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays #BondNeverDies boxd.it/29SY
- 3 things I learned from #Bugonia: 1. Everyone deserves to be with their families after 530pm… unless they’re still busy at work. 2. Cousins can be just as close as family. 3. Greenday is torture. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/qeWY
- 1 thing I learned from my #LastFourWatched: Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. #LetterboxdFriday 🍿 #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies
- Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲
- 3 things I learned from #Other: 1. Indoor pools are way less fun when they're empty. 2. Don't drive with your windshield covered. 3. There's a right way and a wrong way to climb over barbed wire. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies boxd.it/cFgqLp
- 3 things I learned from #Videodrome: 1. Don't believe everything you see on TV. 2. Guns belong outside of the body. 3. Too much time too close to the screen will cause permanent brain damage. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cEj7sZ
- 3 things I learned from #Challengers: 1. You can't curse in a tennis match. 2. The right T-shirt goes a long way. 3. The only place more romantic than the back of a car is an Applebee's parking lot. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cDnLZD
- 3 things I learned from #Only: 1. It takes a lot of duct tape to hide a pair of breasts. 2. Never give out personal details in a chat room. 3. You can't trust a naked woman in the woods. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cCo2bL
- 3 things I learned from #TheIronGiant: 1. Squirrels don't make good pets. 2. A cappuccino is like coffeezilla. 3. There's a fine line between art and scrap. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cBodg9
- 3 things I learned from #FromRussiaWithLove: 1. Never open another man’s briefcase. 2. It’s not a trap if you know it’s a trap. It’s a seduction-off. 3. Sometimes a woman opening her mouth can cost a man his life. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays #BondNeverDies boxd.it/29T8
- 3 things I learned from #TheFantastic4:FirstSteps: 1. Lots of other people yearn for more space in their lives. 2. No use fighting a catch phrase. 3. It’s hard to love a CGI baby. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/mP6C
- 3 things I learned from #Brainscan: 1. Neighborhood watch should not be carrying weapons. 2. There's no context where filming someone without their consent isn't creepy. 3. A human head should not fit inside a human mouth. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies boxd.it/cxD1nB
- 3 things I learned from #TheWitchesOfEastwick: 1. Cherry pits should not be coming out of your mouth unless you'[re eating cherries. 2. Single moms of 6 have a lot of free time on their hands. 3. Polygamy just never ends well. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cwtabb
- 3 things I learned from #AnyGivenSunday: 1. It's all fun and games until someone pukes. 2. Keep your eye on the ball, not the field. 3. You don't want your wife to care about football more than you. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cvq0xB
- 3 things I learned from #Exterritorial: 1. Keep kids under 10 on a leash. 2. Always have a backup recording device running. 3. All windows in a U.S. Consulate remain unlocked. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cupQQp
- 3 things I learned from #TheGreatestShowman: 1. Careful who you kiss in front of a camera. 2. A good beard can take you a long way in life. 3. Everyone's got an act. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/csQLDB
- 3 things I learned from #Dr.No: 1. Tinder is nothing compared to Carribean beaches. 2. A dress shoe will absolutely obliterate a tarantula. 3. Calling a woman “Honey” isn’t derogatory if it’s her real name. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays #BondNeverDies boxd.it/29UU
- Hey kiddos, time to shake (not stir) things up a bit. Strap on your side arm and straighten your cufflinks, #007Sundays starts NOW. (Dr) No doubt this series has life advice Galore, and so far all I know is that Bond never dies. So… shall we? #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies
- 3 things I learned from #FiveNightsAtFreddy’s2: 1. Never go to spin class without your gun. 2. Some middle schools take their robotics programs VERY seriously. 3. You do not want to see the kitchen of a “beloved children’s pizzaria.” #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies boxd.it/KEvY lo
- 3 things I learned from #FiveNightsAtFreddy’s: 1. Security guards cannot punch parents. 2. Wear rubber gloves before strumming an electric guitar. 3. Never take a cupcake from a puppet. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies boxd.it/cnO7gDMOVIE
- 3 things I learned from #VivaLasVegas: 1. Water Skiing is easy. 2. You can see all the seedy shows Vegas has to offer in one night. 3. Can't have a car race without a Looney Tunes sound library and a fatal crash or two. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cmlhat
- 3 things I learned from #NeedleInATimestack: 1. It just all goes back to La Jolla, Bra, ya, feel me?. 2. None of the crap you find in a mall is worth the price. 3. Timetax the rich. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/cllkOx
- 3 things I learned from #DowntonAbbey:TheGrandFinale (Mom's pick): 1. There's definitely such a thing as bad press. 2. Being informal comes with living in America. 3. Sometimes you just have to put a divorced woman under the stairs. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/ck5yRp
- 3 things I learned from #TheRunningMan (2025): 1. When the stakes go up, $#!+ goes down. 2. Never trust a rat... unless your following it. 3. Fun twinks are part of a well balanced breakfast. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies boxd.it/ciZYyR
