Cussing Carrie's
🙋🏼♀️ She/Her
🏳️🌈 Queer disabled mama
👕 Maker of sassy & snarky apparel, stickers, & more
💙 Woke, leftist, socialist, pro-choice, banned book-reading blue voter
✋️ Michigangsta
🎵 Raised on hose water & neglect
✨️ Shop 24/7 at www.cussingcarries.com
- My poor customer... but her neighbor triggered a flash sale. Thanks, MAGA! Use the code THANKSMAGA for 50% off stickers today only! www.cussingcarries.com
- "'This is not the time for biscuits?' I does not understand, Mom. It's ALWAYS a good time for biscuits!" - Sylvie
- Sorry, @jimacosta.bsky.social, Charlie got bored and fell asleep during today's show. Perhaps he's dreaming of Duke.
- Two more new tees added to the website! www.cussingcarries.com
- New tees listed on the website!
- Guess who's back... back again... JD's back.... tell a friend...
- Customer: "Got any Medusa gear?" Me: "Damn. I don't. I need some." My originals. Listed on the website. www.cussingcarries.com
- Two new shirts added to the website. Sugar, spice, abolish ICE.
- Use code FIVEYEARS at checkout for 20% off your total order through midnight, Jan. 7th. www.cussingcarries.com
- There were too many good ones. More favorites.
- New stickers listed! Here are a few of my favorites! www.cussingcarries.com
- New tees listed on the website!
- Lots of ways to save at Cussing Carrie's! ❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section! 🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE." 🧑🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50. www.cussingcarries.com
- More Christmas clearance!
- New markdowns on the website!
- I had a wonderful time yesterday at Sanctuary Spirits. Great food and a great vibe! 🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary. 🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE." 🧑🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45 Now go tackle your to-do list!
- Well, didn’t have the greatest sales this afternoon at Sanctuary Spirits, but I had a great time anyway! The other vendors were all friendly and I did some networking. Don't forget keychains,pins,xand stickers are 15% off! www.cussingcarries.com
- Just some of the fun stuff you can get at Cussing Carrie's! Stickers, keychains, pinback buttons, and magnets are currently 15% off! No code nevessary.
- You might not have jingled all the way through the week, but you did the damn thing. Now treat yourself to a little something! All stickers, buttons, keychains, and magnets are 15% off through Dec. 25th.. From my tired feet to yours. No code necessary!
- I got a request for a "subtle yet classy" FDT shirt with a "traditional" vibe. I was working on it when another customer came to pick up their order, and I excitedly shared. I sold 2 more tees. That's a sign. Added to the site! It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
- You know what really sucks about today's market? I have yet to collect a single donation for Helping Women Period. I'm so embarrassed. I really thought I'd be able to fill one of my merch totes with donations. Nope. I'm a loser. I could cry.
- My event sales so far are tracking about 33% less than what I did the same day & same event last year. I will not panic. I will not panic. I will not panic. Fuck it... I'm panicking.
- All set up on the ground floor of the MSU Union for the 62nd Annual MSU Arts & Crafts Show! 9AM - 5PM Saturday and 10AM - 4PM Sunday!
- Black Friday sale!
- Then earlier today, my Cricut croaked mid-cut. I had to replace it immediately. It's out of warranty, and I am in the middle of a bulk order. So, I'm having a little sale through midnight Wednesday. Use the code "CRICUT" for 20% off at checkout.
- I did have to cancel an event last Sunday because the planner decided two days in advance that no political merch was allowed. When I asked for clarification, I was advised that I could have nothing referencing equality, banned books, feminism, etc., roughly 75% of my merch.
- I forget I have this account. I am so sorry. It's like my red-headed stepchild or something. I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.
- I'm vending at Dakota High School in Macomb Township. I vended here last year. A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.
- Jay left this review and threatened to sic all 222 of his friends on me. FB took it down, but I had a little fun with my Threads followers. Callie's RBF comes in handy from time to time. I've been calling her Comrade all day. It's Callie's world and I just live here.
- My posts and word-of-mouth kicked up a lot of traffic, good AND bad. FB trolls spammed my customers with disgusting memes, called me unfuckable, and told me my pink hair indicates that I'm not educated. I have two college degrees but apparently pink hair nullifies them.
- So, let's see here. Had a great day at Haslett High on Saturday even though I had zero sales for the first 1.5 hours. My people sleep in. I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.
- It's been a weekend. I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.
- For the Swifties!
- New shirts added to website! I think either Lady Liberty or Rosie qualifies as antifa's girlfriend. These are my original designs and are only available at Cussing Carrie's! #antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries
- Toddler kidults! It's hard to believe these pictures are 16 years old. It feels like just yesterday they were yelling, "Momma, I fix it! See, I fix it!"
- My beautiful Aunt Sandy. I miss her more than words can express.
- My beloved Aunt Sandy would've been 69 today had she not lost her battle with metastatic triple negative breast cancer in June 2016. I'm donating the proceeds from these four shirts to It's a Breast Thing in her honor. She was my best friend and my biggest cheerleader. I hope I make her proud.
- Had to miss the market in Allegan today due to car issues. We need a new vehicle STAT. Use the code "CARSSUCK" for 20% off your website orders through midnight Sunday.
- New stickers added to the website today! Here are a few of my favorites!
- Sunshine. Sand. Sundaes. Sweet friends. South Lansing Farmer's Market scrumptiousness. A day that I'll file under fantastic. #hollandstatepark #lakemichigan #holabeaches #puremichigan
- I would say that I didn't have WW3 on my 2025 bingo card, but I understood the assignment and added it on Nov. 6, 2024. Kamala. Was. Right. About. Everything.
- Just your neighborhood "trippy dippy fuckt*rd hippie" back from vacay! It's open window season here in Michigan and I overheard my MAGA neighbor tell his dog that they weren't going out until I went inside... so Charlie (my dog) and I moved everything to our patio. For six hours. Yes, I'm petty AF.
- These guys are everything!
- New onesies added to the site! I'm on vacation but I'll be at A Festival of Oddities this weekend! The website will be taking orders again Sept. 7!
- I might be having an awful day but at least I got to hug my kid when he came home from class today. Other parents weren't so lucky.
- HISTORIANS WILL TALK ABOUT THIS SALE FOR CENTURIES. THEY'RE ALREADY CALLING IT THE BIGGEST & MOST BEAUTIFUL SALE EVER, THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. 20% OFF WITH CODE "VACAY" BECAUSE I WANT TO GET INTO HEAVEN. EXPIRES AT 12AM 8/25. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
- New t-shirt designs!
