Cris Chalcedony ☃️
Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, fanfic, Muppets, cats. And cats. 🚫AI, 🚫requests for aid. Blue voter but 🚫political talk.
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- lol, topical Father Brown episode today! They're holding an "Olimpicks" competition, including events such as dwile flonking, toe wrestling, and shin kicking.
- Saw this on my Costco run. It's probably funnier to me than to others. $120 of brandy drunk out of a horse's a$$. I just want to know why they couldn't fill it all the way? 😆😆😆
- I offered Chessie both chicken and beef wet food. She chose cake. 🧁
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- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️The full version of Doom came on 4 floppy disks
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- Gotta do a Costco run. I always tell petsitters to help themselves to anything in the apt; they never do, but this one did. I'm delighted, and also get to wander around the warehouse today! 😊
- Sigh. Back in Seattle after a chill week visiting. Just an hour on the light rail and then I get to see my Chessie!
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- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️WE GOT A LAMBO!!! #WorldBollardAssociation
- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️The horse is placed so centrally in folklore because our relationship to it has always been a defining cultural feature. Its ghosts are many. They pull spectral corpse carts, are steeds in phantom battles. A network of invisible clip-clopping down a thousand lanes. – Dr. M. Benn #FolkloreThursday
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- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️Wait... Jetpack Cat is real? Is it time to do more Overwatch Cosplay? #Overwatch #JetpackCat #ColeCassidy
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- Sprinkling tin foil in your ear cures sinus pain. 🫡
- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️Cameron Brereton, 25, has become known as an easy mark, as he naively believes people he likes and trusts are being honest and straightforward with him.
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- Rocks!
- I really needed some time off from life but I'm missing Chessie all the same. 🥺
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- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️How sweet, someone left an early Valentine's Day note for one of our foresters 😍
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- ...does this mean "twigs and berries" are really just a bowl of Oops All Berries? 🤔🤔🤔
- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️Yes I know, I post this one too often, but it could be worse, I'm managing to keep myself from posting it every day.
- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️Happy Monday 👅😽🤍
- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
- Just some views outside the Denver metro area. I'm a Seattlite, so all the sky and dry, flat land is a bit unnerving!
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- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️Which came first? Eggs or cats?
- ...but what if I want to pat his bunt @gonzo.bsky.social ? 😉
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- 😻😻😻 Progress! #CatsOfBluesky #CatCameo
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- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️In the selection of books on her nightstand, she finds a monograph on poisons and their antidotes.
- I have reached the point of visiting others where I no longer know what day it is. Jk, that started the day after my plane landed. Whatever day that was. 😹

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- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️The house is symbolic of safety for only a few. It resembles a zoological garden.
- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️Flickering in the western windows in the long gallery, the girl sees another house, like a fever-dream of this one, and in it a window, and in that, the children, who she thought were playing behind her, looking back at her in horror.
- Reposted by Cris Chalcedony ☃️All she wants is justification.
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- Me (Nancy) with my "neighbors" in a non-smoking building.
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