- If your smoke alarm was this fashionable, you'd never forget it.
- In a different timeline, we're doing a Super Bowl commercial where the safety devices are celebrity faces and they're all talking to one another in your home and the smoke alarm batteries die and Tim Robinson is going, "chirp! chirp! chirp! chirp!" and it's a wild success. bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
- Whatever else they say about us, they'll never say we were out of ideas.Feb 5, 2026 19:11
