11 Nov 2025
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
29 Oct 2025
At The Far Side’s spy center
Coral reef graffiti
“Aha! As I always suspected! … I better not ever catch you drinking right from the bottle again!”
Cow poetry
“Fools! They made me into a free-range chicken ... and man, I never looked back.”
“What’d I tell you, Blanche? Her place always smells like a house.”
“Hey! What’s this, Higgins? Physics equations? ... Do you enjoy your job here as a cartoonist, Higgins?”
Tragedy struck when Conroy, his mind preoccupied with work, stepped into the elevator—directly between a female
grizzly and her cub.
“And so please welcome one of this cartoon’s most esteemed scientist-like characters, Professor Boris Needleman, here to present his paper, ‘Beyond the Border: Analysis, Statistical Probability and Speculation of the Existence of Other Cartoons on The Known Comics Page.’”
“Primordial soup again?”
Throughout their songwriting careers, the Gershwins rarely discussed their younger brother, Nathan, who played gutbucket.
To Ernie’s horror, and the ultimate disaster of all, one more elephant tried to squeeze on.
And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full splendor, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise.
Only Claire, with her oversized brain,
wore an expression of concern.
Winning the lottery had changed his life,
but at times Chico still felt strangely unfulfilled.
From the Heathcliff archive! July 26, 2013
Early plumbers
