Collie Cariad
Game Designer.
birthday-boy.itch.io
PFP by @saracastically.bsky.social
- Master chief is really cute he's just kind of nice and simple he's my husband
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[Not loaded yet] - Dorely is set in Guildford. Please. Don't take this away from me
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- It's 🐝 30 Friday always remember to 🐝 30
- quitting caffeine and sugar cold turkey just because a "doctor" tells you to actually sucks and is stupid and fuck you
- bro do NOT throw your viziers under the bus
- Starmer was gaslit by a problematic oomfy
- so nobody gives a shit about my massive basil plant huh
- tomorrow better 🐝 friday i stg
- "autumn you're hair is so cute autumn i'm so jealous" i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
- I know so much about unreal engine and soon I'll have no balls
- nice to see the global media is running with "life or death for berry boy" in regards to mr starmer
- I ought to clout you 'round the head...the old man wouldn't have put up with such cheek...
- Ken Jennings I can't stay mad at you
- Day 7...no soda...the wolves howl at my door...
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- Reposted by Collie CariadSay hello to Hannah Spencer—councillor, plumber, greyhound lover and your Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton 💚
- My knight keeps asking me how many calories I need to live chat am I cooked
- lmao this is why they wanna get rid of jury trials, the plurality of the british public hates this war
- have just been abused as a 'hedge knight' by a load of lords at the tourney for having a belt made of rope
- To get an orchidectomy I need a referral from a Psychiatrist a Psychologist and from You, the girl reading this 🥺
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- Washing my hair 3 times a week because I am SO close to cracking this formula
- I know so much about unreal engine but it's all useless. I'll be a blood boy in the post nuclear world.
- I wanna play modded Minecraft I wanna have 5 wiki pages open at once
- i would like attention thank you
- We are achieving levels of fluffy you can't even imagine worm
- Ran 2.56 km today
- Reposted by Collie CariadThe DOG NIGHTMARE heraldry designer is up for patrons! There'll be a public version everyone can enjoy in a few days - but if you want your name and a design of your very own to appear in that, join now! www.patreon.com/c/MiaCain
- i dont want to hear what punxsutawney phil has to say about winter until he explains his disturbing presence in the epstein emails
- Every tgirl polycule has the "wife", "girlfriend", and "snivelling vizier"
- dune is the most transgendered book what do you mean she was "tortured by the winds of puberty"
- Do not move while I explain the plot of Kickassia or you shall taste the sting of my Gom Jabbar
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- coining a genre called "walking simulator" after Dear Esther is so stupid, omg did you play the game? It's a heart simulator dipshit what if you cared about anything so much that it killed you to lose it. grow up
