Not Actually a Fish
IT monkey. Eats anything. Mostly housetrained.
Zero tolerance policy on sex and crypto scammers. Expect abuse.
- Some of these people are as thick as a submarine door.
- Imagine being held responsible for signally failing to do anything about child pornography. And when you do get round to it, you make it 'subscriber only'. And then the French have the nerve to question you about it. It's only political if you're in politics. And Elmo isn't. Allegedly.
- If you look up "cognitive dissonance" in the dictionary, there is this picture. Yes, I know he's pro-EU but the rest of the shit doesn't balace that out. He's still a cock.
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- Answer my survey, or I'll set the dogs on you. Unreal. *Fact-checked by Snopes, and is indeed real.
- Powerful Front Page from #CharlieHebdo
- "Soft" is how I feel when I think about her too.
- No ide who Bad Bunny is, but I'm going to watch the shit out of the halftime show.
- Watching Psycho Pearce on Celebrity Mastermind and realizing he's amazingly articulate and intelligent for a guy who's been repeatedly whacked in the head with a football.
- One hundred per cent this. Ignore the imperative at your peril.
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- More of this Donald, much less of the other one.
- Very actually me.
- UK resident or UK citizen. Please sign this to hold some of these grifting lickspittles to account.
- La France. Ne changer jamais.
- One of the many things not to feature on my 2026 bingo card.
- I can imagine him popping out from behind a bush, cigarette in hand saying this. He's not wrong though.
- Let me see if I have this right: Asset Orange is going to tax his own people until another country sells their protectorate to him? Americans: why are there not pitchforks and blazing torches at this point? The guy is making you all look like idiots, and most of us know better than that.
- Aspirational messaging.
- Seems like anyone with a grain of hope, compassion, love, talent or decency hates ICE. Makes me wonder why the racist pricks who cheer them on don't get the message. Idiots.
